sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Haven't done one of these for a while have we? Anyway, a chance to let off steam in this thread over who you've seen acting like a c*nt. I'll start the ball rolling, the bloke who kicked me in the balls in the swimming pool last night. Acident or no accident, they're still smarting you rubber johnny headed c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34335 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 How did he manage that? Were you trying to mount him, or was he kicking off from the side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 Look, the logistics don't really matter, he's still a c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34335 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Blatant mount attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 My partially erupted, severley impacted, twatting bastard of a wisdom tooth is being a bit of a c-word today if I may say so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34335 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Have they still not got you an appointment at the dental hospital yet? I tell you what, that NHS..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Have they still not got you an appointment at the dental hospital yet? I tell you what, that NHS..... Oh listen to this - apparently the current protocol is that you have to go through 2 episodes of mind-numbing pain and looking like a frigging hamster before they then deem it necessary to refer you to have them out. Despite initial x-rays showing that both wisdom teeth on my bottom jaw are growing into my jawbone and will need digging out with a fucking pneumatic drill/ hammer and chisel combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Have they still not got you an appointment at the dental hospital yet? I tell you what, that NHS..... Oh listen to this - apparently the current protocol is that you have to go through 2 episodes of mind-numbing pain and looking like a frigging hamster before they then deem it necessary to refer you to have them out. Despite initial x-rays showing that both wisdom teeth on my bottom jaw are growing into my jawbone and will need digging out with a fucking pneumatic drill/ hammer and chisel combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34335 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Have they still not got you an appointment at the dental hospital yet? I tell you what, that NHS..... Oh listen to this - apparently the current protocol is that you have to go through 2 episodes of mind-numbing pain and looking like a frigging hamster before they then deem it necessary to refer you to have them out. Despite initial x-rays showing that both wisdom teeth on my bottom jaw are growing into my jawbone and will need digging out with a fucking pneumatic drill/ hammer and chisel combo. Ratfannnnns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 (edited) Can I nominate Gemmill for this c*nts thread please..... Edited March 15, 2007 by catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 My ex had her wisdom teeth out about a year ago. Walking down the street with her I swear people must have thought i'd beaten her up, some of the looks I got! Her face was so swollen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Saw the episode of Partridge with the Saaf Afreekan on UK Gold last week: "No Alan, you can't!" "Well there's no need for that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13830 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 My friend payed his debt to me for the recording studio with a cheque of £26.76 What c*nt. He wouldnt give me it in cash and like i wanted the 76 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34335 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 My friend payed his debt to me for the recording studio with a cheque of £26.76 What c*nt. He wouldnt give me it in cash and like i wanted the 76 Students man. You know not to lend the twat cash again. Or if he's desperate for a loan at the pub or whatever, tell him yep, no problem, then get your cheque book out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6300 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 My friend payed his debt to me for the recording studio with a cheque of £26.76 What c*nt. He wouldnt give me it in cash and like i wanted the 76 One of my mates when I was at University banded on so much about the fact that I owed him 35p that I borrowed for a pint of milk that I ended up writing him a cheque for it. Wouldn't normally be bothered but if we went out on the piss, I generally was the one who bought the extra round at the end of the night. Tight c*nt banked it as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 You can stick students in general in c*nts corner tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 You can stick students in general in c*nts corner tbh Jealousy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I'm jealous of Russell Brand, doesn't make him any less of a c*nt though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13830 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 My friend payed his debt to me for the recording studio with a cheque of £26.76 What c*nt. He wouldnt give me it in cash and like i wanted the 76 Students man. You know not to lend the twat cash again. Or if he's desperate for a loan at the pub or whatever, tell him yep, no problem, then get your cheque book out. Aye i know man he's my fucking housemate too man, If he's off to the shop wouldnt fucking pick me any milk up or owt man (il do it for people if im going anyway like) He goes on rediculous man Not living with him next year like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I'm jealous of Russell Brand, doesn't make him any less of a c*nt though. Don't let Brock hear you talk about his dad like that !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13830 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 the Similarities are clear like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13830 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 the Similarities are clear like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I'm jealous of Russell Brand, doesn't make him any less of a c*nt though. Don't let Brock hear you talk about him like that !! FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 People who listen to RnB. I didn't realise it was obligatory to have a lobotomy to like this kind of music, what a bunch of fucking spastics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Can we include Roeder in here now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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