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Travel the world, stop going to the gym, brazenly chat up lads who are clearly out of my league, set up a 24-hour delivery hotline from the Kettle Chips factory straight to my front door... actually, those sound like pretty decent life tips generally. :lol:

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take out a massive loan and drive across the states, take part in every extreme sport I could, gamble, take drugs and the usual "don't do that think of the consequences" shit

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Travel the world, stop going to the gym, brazenly chat up lads who are clearly out of my league, set up a 24-hour delivery hotline from the Kettle Chips factory straight to my front door... actually, those sound like pretty decent life tips generally. :D

 

Yes! <_<

 

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All rather self absorbed aren't you, would you not give your family a cuddle, record a message for the wake, settle all your finances so the burden isn't left. That sort of thing.

 

 

Fuck that, i'm the one who is going to die!

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I'd tell everyone who has pissed me off exactly what I thought of them, spend time with the people who matter to me, travel to the places left on "the list" have a big fuck off party and make sure the cats were sorted out with a good home.

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I'd tell everyone who has pissed me off exactly what I thought of them, spend time with the people who matter to me, travel to the places left on "the list" have a big fuck off party and make sure the cats were sorted out with a good home.

 

so you're not going to have them mummifed and placed in your coffin at your feet?

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I'd tell everyone who has pissed me off exactly what I thought of them, spend time with the people who matter to me, travel to the places left on "the list" have a big fuck off party and make sure the cats were sorted out with a good home.

 

so you're not going to have them mummifed and placed in your coffin at your feet?

 

Now that would just be cruel! :lol:

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I'd tell everyone who has pissed me off exactly what I thought of them, spend time with the people who matter to me, travel to the places left on "the list" have a big fuck off party and make sure the cats were sorted out with a good home.

 

so you're not going to have them mummifed and placed in your coffin at your feet?

 

Now that would just be cruel! :unsure:

 

Which roughly translated means Cath's thinking "Hmmmm....good idea!!!" :unsure:

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I'd tell everyone who has pissed me off exactly what I thought of them, spend time with the people who matter to me, travel to the places left on "the list" have a big fuck off party and make sure the cats were sorted out with a good home.

 

so you're not going to have them mummifed and placed in your coffin at your feet?

 

Now that would just be cruel! :unsure:

 

Which roughly translated means Cath's thinking "Hmmmm....good idea!!!" :unsure:

 

:D

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It's lucky apparently. Although not for the cat.

 

Lucky - being stuffed?

 

 

Which sort of leads me to my other thought just now...I can just picture Cath walking into the taxidermists shop, proudly announcing: "Here you, I want my pussy stuffed now!"

 

 

Er...I'll get me coat. :unsure:

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It's lucky apparently. Although not for the cat.

 

Lucky - being stuffed?

 

 

Which sort of leads me to my other thought just now...I can just picture Cath walking into the taxidermists shop, proudly announcing: "Here you, I want my pussy stuffed now!"

 

 

Er...I'll get me coat. :unsure:

 

I've already flung it out of the door for you :unsure:

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It's lucky apparently. Although not for the cat.

 

Lucky - being stuffed?

 

 

Which sort of leads me to my other thought just now...I can just picture Cath walking into the taxidermists shop, proudly announcing: "Here you, I want my pussy stuffed now!"

 

 

Er...I'll get me coat. :D

 

I've already flung it out of the door for you :unsure:

 

My coat? Or your pussy? :unsure:

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It's lucky apparently. Although not for the cat.

 

Lucky - being stuffed?

 

 

Which sort of leads me to my other thought just now...I can just picture Cath walking into the taxidermists shop, proudly announcing: "Here you, I want my pussy stuffed now!"

 

 

Er...I'll get me coat. :icon_lol:

 

I've already flung it out of the door for you :unsure:

 

My coat? Or your pussy? :D

 

YOUR COAT!! :unsure:

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