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Ulrika....Am I a Sex Addict?


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She hasn't aged well at all. She's got granny face.

Can you just imagine the state of a minge if the ageing on her face is anything to go by?

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Apparently it's her dad's fault for leaving porn around the house when she was a bairn.

 

 

I think I'd better have a tidy up.....

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An American tricophiliac lesbian assessing a Swedish, fame-starved nymph as a sex addict?

 

:unsure:

 

Does anyone fancy a pint?

 

Please mate? You buying?

 

We'll no doubt run into Leazesmag, who's always at the pub, unless he's got a cold.

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She's had no faith in herself.

 

Needed a horse to tell her that.

 

Feckin porvort.

 

The horse should think itself lucky she didn't catch sight of its weapon tbh. Cut to scene of Mr. Ed smoking his post-coital cigarette as Ulrika puts her clothes back on.

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She's had no faith in herself.

 

Needed a horse to tell her that.

 

Feckin porvort.

 

The horse should think itself lucky she didn't catch sight of its weapon tbh. Cut to scene of Mr. Ed smoking his post-coital cigarette as Ulrika puts her clothes back on.

 

Be like that seen from freddy got fingered tbh

 

How low will this spunk skip go?

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She's had no faith in herself.

 

Needed a horse to tell her that.

 

Feckin porvort.

 

The horse should think itself lucky she didn't catch sight of its weapon tbh. Cut to scene of Mr. Ed smoking his post-coital cigarette as Ulrika puts her clothes back on.

 

 

one way or t'other you just know despite all that pseudo intellectual insight she will still - love - it - up - her

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I want to watch Marbella Belles at 10 but I fear I may throw things at the telly...

 

Looks HORRENDOUS! :unsure:

 

Bed for me I think.

 

Among them is lady of leisure, Lisa Johnson, who has a one-year-old boy called Blue. Retirement has come early for the high maintenance Essex girl thanks to her husband’s hefty bank balance and round the clock help from maid, Lin-Lin. Lin-Lin sees to the less glamorous aspects of motherhood like changing Blue’s nappy and feeding him while 38–year–old Lisa keeps up to speed with her rigourous beauty schedule.

 

I hate her already.... :unsure:

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