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Two pretty good stories:

 

One is a woman suing her landlord because she fell through a skylight when she was dancing drunk on her roof, and wasn't warned of the dangers of dancing drunk on one's roof.

 

The second is a lawyer who was lecturing at a seminar. He sent his biography to the organisers, which started off with the usual hideous self-praise, but then included the line: 'colleagues have described him as "a complete wanker."' I wonder how that got in there? ;)

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Two pretty good stories:

 

One is a woman suing her landlord because she fell through a skylight when she was dancing drunk on her roof, and wasn't warned of the dangers of dancing drunk on one's roof.

 

The second is a lawyer who was lecturing at a seminar. He sent his biography to the organisers, which started off with the usual hideous self-praise, but then included the line: 'colleagues have described him as "a complete wanker."' I wonder how that got in there? ;)

 

 

:)

 

Skylights should clearly have labels telling you not to drunkenly dance on them, like baths not having a label about not filling them with petrol and then having a cigar whilst in them, shocking really. :)

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