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A small child told me this one today which tbf I thought was canny for a 6 year old

 

Basically;

 

Bloke is a Border Guard on the US/Mexico border. Every day this Mexican brings a cart through customs, the border guard is suspicious but all he ever finds in the back is loads of hay. This goes on for years, the Mexican comes through every day with the cart, all the border guard finds is hay. After many years the guard retires. He goes into a bar a few weeks later and there is the Mexican.

 

'Hey buddy' says the guard 'I've retired now, but I know you're a smuggler, so what the hell were you smuggling?'

 

The Mexican replies;

 

'Donkeys'

 

 

Well, it made me laugh. :lol:

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Here's one that's better spoken, but hey.

 

These two nuns are in a car (maybe it's a popemobile), and suddenly a vampire flaps out of the sky and lands on the bonnet.

 

"Quick!" exclaims one nun, "show him your cross!"

 

"OK!" replies the other, leaning out of the window and snapping, "GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR!"

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Here's one that's better spoken, but hey.

 

These two nuns are in a car (maybe it's a popemobile), and suddenly a vampire flaps out of the sky and lands on the bonnet.

 

"Quick!" exclaims one nun, "show him your cross!"

 

"OK!" replies the other, leaning out of the window and snapping, "GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR!"

 

 

lol

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Courtesy of popbitch..

 

What do you get if you cross a robot with a pirate?

 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2D2

 

<_<:icon_lol:

 

Thats my material for the next week, fantastic! :blush:

 

Finally! Someone who appreciates me! :icon_lol:

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A small child told me this one today which tbf I thought was canny for a 6 year old

 

Basically;

 

Bloke is a Border Guard on the US/Mexico border. Every day this Mexican brings a cart through customs, the border guard is suspicious but all he ever finds in the back is loads of hay. This goes on for years, the Mexican comes through every day with the cart, all the border guard finds is hay. After many years the guard retires. He goes into a bar a few weeks later and there is the Mexican.

 

'Hey buddy' says the guard 'I've retired now, but I know you're a smuggler, so what the hell were you smuggling?'

 

The Mexican replies;

 

'Donkeys'

 

 

Well, it made me laugh. :icon_lol:

 

Surely the Mexican was bringing the hay through on a donkey not a cart? :icon_lol:

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A small child told me this one today which tbf I thought was canny for a 6 year old

 

Basically;

 

Bloke is a Border Guard on the US/Mexico border. Every day this Mexican brings a cart through customs, the border guard is suspicious but all he ever finds in the back is loads of hay. This goes on for years, the Mexican comes through every day with the cart, all the border guard finds is hay. After many years the guard retires. He goes into a bar a few weeks later and there is the Mexican.

 

'Hey buddy' says the guard 'I've retired now, but I know you're a smuggler, so what the hell were you smuggling?'

 

The Mexican replies;

 

'Donkeys'

 

 

Well, it made me laugh. <_<

 

Surely the Mexican was bringing the hay through on a donkey not a cart? :icon_lol:

 

Now that would make more sense. I've read that joke loads of times and didn't understand it :icon_lol:

 

I find it's always best to just nod and smile at SLP anyway - he doesn't often make much sense :blush:

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Courtesy of popbitch..

 

What do you get if you cross a robot with a pirate?

 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2D2

 

<_<:icon_lol:

 

Thats my material for the next week, fantastic! :blush:

 

Finally! Someone who appreciates me! :icon_lol:

 

Got a semi good reaction today at work... people just did the 'laugh to make him feel better' type of laugh. I still think it is quality.

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A small child told me this one today which tbf I thought was canny for a 6 year old

 

Basically;

 

Bloke is a Border Guard on the US/Mexico border. Every day this Mexican brings a cart through customs, the border guard is suspicious but all he ever finds in the back is loads of hay. This goes on for years, the Mexican comes through every day with the cart, all the border guard finds is hay. After many years the guard retires. He goes into a bar a few weeks later and there is the Mexican.

 

'Hey buddy' says the guard 'I've retired now, but I know you're a smuggler, so what the hell were you smuggling?'

 

The Mexican replies;

 

'Donkeys'

 

 

Well, it made me laugh. :icon_lol:

 

Surely the Mexican was bringing the hay through on a donkey not a cart? :icon_lol:

 

Here man, I told you a 6 year old told me. Tbf, her delivery was superb.

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A small child told me this one today which tbf I thought was canny for a 6 year old

 

Basically;

 

Bloke is a Border Guard on the US/Mexico border. Every day this Mexican brings a cart through customs, the border guard is suspicious but all he ever finds in the back is loads of hay. This goes on for years, the Mexican comes through every day with the cart, all the border guard finds is hay. After many years the guard retires. He goes into a bar a few weeks later and there is the Mexican.

 

'Hey buddy' says the guard 'I've retired now, but I know you're a smuggler, so what the hell were you smuggling?'

 

The Mexican replies;

 

'Donkeys'

 

 

Well, it made me laugh. <_<

 

Surely the Mexican was bringing the hay through on a donkey not a cart? :icon_lol:

 

Now that would make more sense. I've read that joke loads of times and didn't understand it :icon_lol:

 

I find it's always best to just nod and smile at SLP anyway - he doesn't often make much sense :blush:

 

Pissflaps.

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Two old blokes with alzheimer's are sitting on a bench by the beech enjoying the warm weather.

"You fancy an ice cream?" Says one. The other smiles and replies:

"Aye. Make it chocolate with a flake and sprinkles." The other is a little perplexed by this and grumbles:

"I'm never going to remember all that. Can't you just get a normal cone or something?" After some arguing, he eventually agrees and gets up and heads towards the ice cream van.

 

A short while later he returns and sits down next to his friend.

"What have you got there?"

"I bought myself some chips."

"I know that..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"But where the fuck's my kebab?"

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