catmag 336 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I know we've done this before but there really needs to be a cull. Was confronted by a crowd of the scum-of-the-earth last night who thought it would be hilarious to block my path as I was walking up to work, even walking alongside me and jumping in front of me thinking they were big and clever. Wasn't feeling the greatest and unfortunately resorted to telling them I'd knock them into the middle of next week if they didn't fuck off which led to a chorus of "Oooooooooo's" from them but they eventually left me alone. They need to be shot the minute they even contemplate putting a fucking Burberry cap on their brain-cell devoid heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 said it once, I'll no dobut say it a million more times, the New Monkey has a lot to answer for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 They are absolute scum and they're growing fast. Nowt you can do about it, but I would back a mass exportation to some bitterly cold island somewhere for them to break rocks all day. Or national service. Or Siberia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I encountered a group of them last night on the metro, there was about 10 of them, jumping around and acting like tossers. Even with my boyfriend and another mate there as well I was still fairly intimidated. They really need to piss off and die like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Lass at work had a run in with one last week in her local chippy, he was trying to nick her sons bike but the pleb didn't realise he was with his mam. She confronted him and he was giving it all the 'heremaniwasntgannanickitmanyaradge.' Right cock end, trying to intimidate a lass, big brave lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I just don't see what purpose they serve other than to act as a public nuisance. The whole IM LISTENIN TO TEH RAVE ON ME FONE!!111 shit does my head in as well. In the shop next to my house the other day this twat walks in with his too-small-for-his-head cap on and his phone blaring out what seemed to be the Alvin and the Chipmunks theme tune. Me and the shopkeeper were both staring at him with a sort of "Are you gonna answer that, dickhead?" look on our faces. It soon became apparent that he was just playing songs through it and apparently thought we'd all like to hear how shit his musical tastes were. Just. Die. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I fucking hate them. They are like animals like. Hate a few encounters in York like which for some reason is ripe with them. But the ones here are like fucking 18-21 and still hang around with 15 year old lasses and as soon as you walk past you know your gonna get started on like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 at least we've found a new vermin for "The Hunt" to deal with. I'd genuinely support a political party in favour of national service that wasn't inexorably linked to bigotted facist ideals. I've never met a charver who'll admit to it though. You ask them and they're aghast, indignant at the suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13924 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 It's threads like these that make me think twice about wanting to move back at some point really. Not that London's exactly a numpty-free zone, but at least it tends to be a little more... ghettoised, let's say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26118 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Carry a concealed weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Carry a concealed weapon. I always do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 It's threads like these that make me think twice about wanting to move back at some point really. Not that London's exactly a numpty-free zone, but at least it tends to be a little more... ghettoised, let's say. They're everywhere. It's like an infestation of human vermin. Speaking of charvas, I was in Tesco yesterday when this woman popped her head round the corner from one of the aisles and shouted for her little daughter who was in the next aisle along. Her name? "ARMAAAANIIIIIIII! GET HEYYAH NOW!" Armani ffs. Stopped me dead in my fucking tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Armani? Would be more appropriate (and honest) if she'd just called the little fucker NIKEEEEE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 "HEEYAH MAN! REEBOK! WHERE'S YA BROTHA HENRI LLOYD?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 "EEE AM HAVIN TWINS. PAUL & SHARK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 They should have names designated BNP style. JIM / GEORGE / EDWARD / THOMAS / MAUREEN / IRENE / UREEN / EEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 This thread is chavist, for shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5876 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Aye, its going to turn into a serious problem in the years to come beacuse they turn up into the sort of dole dwelling thugs who break peoples jaws on a weekend cos they 'looked at them funny'. In the metro on saturday and the guy next to me brushed past some random who turned round in front of all the familys and kids there and screamed 'whats your fucking problem twat, il bat your fucking lips off' I think the solution would be cypriut like police. Dressed in riot gear and batter anyone that gives them lip. Rather than the current quota filled force of dwarves, women, old men and foreigners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Aye, its going to turn into a serious problem in the years to come beacuse they turn up into the sort of dole dwelling thugs who break peoples jaws on a weekend cos they 'looked at them funny'. In the metro on saturday and the guy next to me brushed past some random who turned round in front of all the familys and kids there and screamed 'whats your fucking problem twat, il bat your fucking lips off' I think the solution would be cypriut like police. Dressed in riot gear and batter anyone that gives them lip. Rather than the current quota filled force of dwarves, women, old men and foreigners. Racism and sexism in the same post? J69Tastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Bat your lips off. Where do these mongs come up with this stuff. Oooo I'll box your ears! I'll bop you on the nose! I'll bat your lips off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5876 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Damn right! Thats one of the main reason we have the problem with charvas that we do. Theres a street near me where the police dont go unless they have 2 cars. A bloke got stun gunned in the head and left with brain damage cos he tried to shift some kids from outside his house. A few good hidings and the next time they spotted the police theyd all be running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ''He couldn't knaccck heessell like'' Was the best i got in a taxi que Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26118 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I think the solution would be cypriut like police. Dressed in riot gear and batter anyone that gives them lip. Rather than the current quota filled force of dwarves, women, old men and foreigners. You can say what you want about the IRA but when they were 'policing' certain areas of Northern Ireland there were a lot less anti-social behaviour problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The police should be allowed to beat chavs just for fun, when they feel like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5876 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Agreed. either that or a bum raping in borstal would soon knock their cockiness out of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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