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Anyone know what happens if you type Newcastle to New York into Google?

 

Shouldn't this be Antalya to New York in the case of St George, the dorty muslim?

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Anyone know what happens if you type Newcastle to New York into Google?

 

Shouldn't this be Antalya to New York in the case of St George, the dorty muslim?

 

Always meant to ask you this...why's your ava wearing a Burger King hat?

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An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman.

 

....were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader

of the captors said: "we're going to line you up in front of a firing squad

and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish."

 

The Scotsman says: "I'd like to hear The Flower of Scotland just one more

time to remind me of the auld country, played on bagpipes in the style of

the Royal Scots Dragon Guards."

 

The Irishman says: "I'd like to hear Danny Boy just one more time to remind

me of the old country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with

Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune."

 

The Welshman says: "I'd like to hear Men Of Harlech just one more time to

remind me of the old country, sung as if by the Aberavon Male Voice Choir."

 

The Englishman says: "I'd like to be shot first."

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Anyone know what happens if you type Newcastle to New York into Google?

 

Shouldn't this be Antalya to New York in the case of St George, the dorty muslim?

 

Always meant to ask you this...why's your ava wearing a Burger King hat?

 

:nufc:

 

It's a Jorman handball player celebrating after winning the world cup.

 

But now I know which sponsor bribed the referees...

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An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman.

 

....were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader

of the captors said: "we're going to line you up in front of a firing squad

and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish."

 

The Scotsman says: "I'd like to hear The Flower of Scotland just one more

time to remind me of the auld country, played on bagpipes in the style of

the Royal Scots Dragon Guards."

 

The Irishman says: "I'd like to hear Danny Boy just one more time to remind

me of the old country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with

Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune."

 

The Welshman says: "I'd like to hear Men Of Harlech just one more time to

remind me of the old country, sung as if by the Aberavon Male Voice Choir."

 

The Englishman says: "I'd like to be shot first."

 

 

 

:lol:

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Anyone know what happens if you type Newcastle to New York into Google?

 

This

This

 

 

 

 

(in your face twotwats :lol: )

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Anyone know what happens if you type Newcastle to New York into Google?

 

Shouldn't this be Antalya to New York in the case of St George, the dorty muslim?

 

Always meant to ask you this...why's your ava wearing a Burger King hat?

 

:lol:

 

It's a Jorman handball player celebrating after winning the world cup.

 

But now I know which sponsor bribed the referees...

 

I always thought it was that bloke off Big Train.

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Is it a comment on modern day England that both St George's Day threads go completely off-topic?

Comment on this forum tbh.

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