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Have grandchildren, buy a large yacht, go to Japan and China, write a book, have an all night cocaine party with 3 high class hookers.

Thats a start.

 

Sounds like last years summer piss up..

 

 

ahem :lol:

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Have grandchildren, buy a large yacht, go to Japan and China, write a book, have an all night cocaine party with 3 high class hookers.

Thats a start.

 

Sounds like last years summer piss up..

 

 

ahem :lol:

 

Were you one of the hookers?

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Have grandchildren, buy a large yacht, go to Japan and China, write a book, have an all night cocaine party with 3 high class hookers.

Thats a start.

 

Sounds like last years summer piss up..

 

 

ahem :D

 

Were you one of the hookers?

 

I'm FAR from high class mate.

 

Who do you think I am ? Fish ?

 

:lol:

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Do Garraway.

 

Have you noticed that she's started to recover from her post-pregnancy twigginess? She doesn't look as gaunt anymore. She still looks a bit of a mess mind.

:lol:

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Jonny, I used to think she was nice, but she got pregnant and came back looking like a crack whore. She still wears the most horrendous suits and her barnet is Stepford Wives-tastic, but she's at least not as skinny as she was a while back.

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Do Garraway.

 

Have you noticed that she's started to recover from her post-pregnancy twigginess? She doesn't look as gaunt anymore. She still looks a bit of a mess mind.

 

The twins are back though.

 

They would be if it wasn't for her overly elaborate outfits. :lol: Less layers required tbh.

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Do Garraway.

 

Have you noticed that she's started to recover from her post-pregnancy twigginess? She doesn't look as gaunt anymore. She still looks a bit of a mess mind.

 

Have you seen her on that lottery quiz with Myleen Klass?

 

Outklassed tbh.

 

Puppytastic show mind! :lol:

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Do Garraway.

 

Have you noticed that she's started to recover from her post-pregnancy twigginess? She doesn't look as gaunt anymore. She still looks a bit of a mess mind.

 

Have you seen her on that lottery quiz with Myleen Klass?

 

Outklassed tbh.

 

Puppytastic show mind! :lol:

 

 

Aye now Myleen is preggers her puppies will bigger than ever.

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Do Garraway.

 

A lifetime's ambitions summed up in two words. :lol:

 

As for me:

 

Become a consultant...something (toss up between anaesthetics and orthopaedics at the moment).

Carry on with jiu jitsu, teach my own club (which I could be doing as soon as this time next year :D )

Travel if I get the chance - never been to Africa, Australiasia or South America. Hopefully live abroad at some point.

Have a family, eventually.

Run the London Marathon.

Do a parachute jump.

Stay in touch with my friends.

Actually learn to play the guitar properly.

See Newcastle win something.

See England play cricket abroad - the West Indies would be ideal.

Pay back my parents.

Meet a hero of mine.

Do things that might get me into trouble if I disclose them on here...

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We've got a new barmaid in our lercal. We don't know here name, but she's currently referred to as 'Chebs'. Truly magnificant, and they multiply as you get more pissed.

 

Four tits?

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