luckyluke 1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 By the way theres a lass in my local affectionately known as Tits McGee That was our nickname for friend of my ex-housemate who lives somewhere nearby to us. He never invited her round though despite our protests. Twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 By the way theres a lass in my local affectionately known as Tits McGee I refer to wor lass as 'Tits' from time to time. Affectionately anarl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 By the way theres a lass in my local affectionately known as Tits McGee I refer to wor lass as 'Tits' from time to time. Affectionately anarl. My mate calls his girlfriend "bugger lugs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Friends of ours have a little boy who shouts 'boobies' all the time. His mams not impressed but his dads relieved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Thinking about it, I would actually just settle for sleeping with someone out of my league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Friends of ours have a little boy who shouts 'boobies' all the time. His mams not impressed but his dads relieved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 (edited) Do Garraway. A lifetime's ambitions summed up in two words. As for me: Become a consultant...something (toss up between anaesthetics and orthopaedics at the moment). Carry on with jiu jitsu, teach my own club (which I could be doing as soon as this time next year ) Travel if I get the chance - never been to Africa, Australiasia or South America. Hopefully live abroad at some point. Have a family, eventually. Run the London Marathon. Do a parachute jump. Stay in touch with my friends. Actually learn to play the guitar properly. See Newcastle win something. See England play cricket abroad - the West Indies would be ideal. Pay back my parents. Meet a hero of mine. Do things that might get me into trouble if I disclose them on here... Good list Here's my version of your list, but editted for me Become a consultant – done that but not the medical kind Carry on with jiu jitsu, - nope Travel if I get the chance - never been to Africa, Australiasia or South America. Hopefully live abroad at some point. - Agreed Have a family, eventually - Done that my lads are 20 and 23 and STILL at home !!!!!!!!!!!!! Run the London Marathon. – Fuck off I’m 49 Do a parachute jump. – Nope, paraglided from a 6,500ft mountain in Turkey and whilst the immediate thought was “let’s do it again” upon reflection nee chance Stay in touch with my friends. – Won’t happen I’m afraid, some you will, but not many Actually learn to play the guitar properly. – Still not happened for me See Newcastle win something. – Your having a laugh See England play cricket abroad – Sydney or MCG for me See the Packers play at Lambeau - Done it Pay back parents - you won't!! you're an offspring, it's your job to owe your parents money (bastards!!!! kids that is) Meet a hero of mine – Don’t!! you will invariably be disappointed. Edited April 24, 2007 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Try Jonny's Vodka drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Try Jonny's Vodka drink Oh aye, nearly forgot Complete feline-eradication mission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Do Lampard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Do Lampard Clarification please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Do Lampard Clarification please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Shag a celeb, gotta be fit though. Thats about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 just to live a good life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Thinking about it, I would actually just settle for sleeping with someone out of my league. I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 As for me: Become a consultant...something (toss up between anaesthetics and orthopaedics at the moment). Luke, please, please, please do not become an ortho surgeon. The strangest things happen when you do and you turn into a selfish, insensitive, obnoxious, twatfaced arsehole. This is true of 95% of all orthopeadic surgeons that I've ever known I know I'm biased, but generally anaesthetists are some of the most laid-back, unflappable, competent docs that I know. There's a much greater sense of teamwork with the nursing staff etc and we're on first name terms with all of our consultants. The difference between anaesthetists and general/ortho surgeons and medics is quite amazing actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Have grandchildren, buy a large yacht, go to Japan and China, write a book, have an all night cocaine party with 3 high class hookers. Thats a start. Sounds like last years summer piss up.. Ahhhhhhhhh memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Do Garraway. Up the wrong un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 See, this is what I'm talking about. http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...=12502&st=0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5887 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 As for me: Become a consultant...something (toss up between anaesthetics and orthopaedics at the moment). Luke, please, please, please do not become an ortho surgeon. The strangest things happen when you do and you turn into a selfish, insensitive, obnoxious, twatfaced arsehole. This is true of 95% of all orthopeadic surgeons that I've ever known I know I'm biased, but generally anaesthetists are some of the most laid-back, unflappable, competent docs that I know. There's a much greater sense of teamwork with the nursing staff etc and we're on first name terms with all of our consultants. The difference between anaesthetists and general/ortho surgeons and medics is quite amazing actually. You have a better chance of killing someone though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 As for me: Become a consultant...something (toss up between anaesthetics and orthopaedics at the moment). Luke, please, please, please do not become an ortho surgeon. The strangest things happen when you do and you turn into a selfish, insensitive, obnoxious, twatfaced arsehole. This is true of 95% of all orthopeadic surgeons that I've ever known I know I'm biased, but generally anaesthetists are some of the most laid-back, unflappable, competent docs that I know. There's a much greater sense of teamwork with the nursing staff etc and we're on first name terms with all of our consultants. The difference between anaesthetists and general/ortho surgeons and medics is quite amazing actually. You have a better chance of killing someone though. So do you with your shit patter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 As for me: Become a consultant...something (toss up between anaesthetics and orthopaedics at the moment). Luke, please, please, please do not become an ortho surgeon. The strangest things happen when you do and you turn into a selfish, insensitive, obnoxious, twatfaced arsehole. This is true of 95% of all orthopeadic surgeons that I've ever known I know I'm biased, but generally anaesthetists are some of the most laid-back, unflappable, competent docs that I know. There's a much greater sense of teamwork with the nursing staff etc and we're on first name terms with all of our consultants. The difference between anaesthetists and general/ortho surgeons and medics is quite amazing actually. You have a better chance of killing someone though. So do you with your shit patter Its not true either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 As for me: Become a consultant...something (toss up between anaesthetics and orthopaedics at the moment). Luke, please, please, please do not become an ortho surgeon. The strangest things happen when you do and you turn into a selfish, insensitive, obnoxious, twatfaced arsehole. This is true of 95% of all orthopeadic surgeons that I've ever known Well if such a nice chap like me joins them maybe I can make them see the error of their ways. I'm well aware of their reptuation, although tbh most of the ones I've met are pretty sound. Vascular surgeons on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 "anaesthetists are some of the most laid-back docs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 "anaesthetists are some of the most laid-back docs" Of course they are, they've got the keys to the drug cabinet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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