bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back." The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo." With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?! " The poor man replies, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Older than RobW.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Older than RobW.. Noooooooooo Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, cannot be, it's not is it, Rob's geet owld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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