catmag 336 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Honourable mention to Keith Lard reading out 'Disco Inferno' as if it was a real news story "Burn that mother down.....there's another child orphan!" As soon as he starts to recite that it makes me giggle like an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatful Of Hollow 0 Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 Been watching the first series of this again after Peep show and it's still as amazing as ever, was the psychic episode tonight, with one of the best lines ever - "I'm getting the word.....nonce", the appearance of Keith Lard is brilliant aswell. Shame it was the last decent thing Kay did though. Its the ONLY thing Kay has done thats any good IMO. I do like the episode where he is taking that bird upstairs and he is in the stair lift "Wait till I get you in that bedroom" That Peter Kay Thing was quality aswell I thought. Just randomly remembered Jeff Bitch , from the "Funny Farm". "Tits! Tits! I love Tits!.....Get your tits out ladies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Been watching the first series of this again after Peep show and it's still as amazing as ever, was the psychic episode tonight, with one of the best lines ever - "I'm getting the word.....nonce", the appearance of Keith Lard is brilliant aswell. Shame it was the last decent thing Kay did though. Its the ONLY thing Kay has done thats any good IMO. I do like the episode where he is taking that bird upstairs and he is in the stair lift "Wait till I get you in that bedroom" That Peter Kay Thing was quality aswell I thought. Just randomly remembered Jeff Bitch , from the "Funny Farm". "Tits! Tits! I love Tits!.....Get your tits out ladies!" The Keith Lard part on That Peter Kay Thing is genius aswell.... "And WOOF! The whole place goes down" "You What!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds 0 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Why should the physically impaired have all the fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Hoyed the second series DVD on last night. "Does Chuck Norris still want that Woodchip?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Hoyed the second series DVD on last night. "Does Chuck Norris still want that Woodchip?" "I was on the phone to Jackie Chan about some paint." I've heard rumours Kay is writing a third series on his lonesome. I hope it never sees the light of day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 331 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 We had a Health and Safety thing at work, the obligatory Fire section was included on the dvd and all I could think of was Keith Lard. Spent the rest of the session stifling my own laughter.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 My favourite is when they get the bull machine and Dave Spikey says "I've not seen them this excited since they printed that paedophiles address in the paper". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Hes bought em and hes dropped em.... fish chips n gravel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 The strange thiing is I've always rationalised my not getting The Office as down to it being too true to life whereas I love Phoenix Nights which certainly has the same "problem". I'd agree that ir would be better if a new series didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 The strange thiing is I've always rationalised my not getting The Office as down to it being too true to life whereas I love Phoenix Nights which certainly has the same "problem". I'd agree that ir would be better if a new series didn't happen. Especially without Spikey and Ray Von writing too. Let's face it Max and Paddy fell massively flat without them. Roy Walker - I am Irish you know. Kenny Senior - Really, I thought you were just pissing around like that Gerry Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 'I'm having his fridge freezer, it's only 6 months old that' 'What we gonna do wi his dog?' 'Get it put down' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 (edited) "I'm getting the name......I'm getting the name......JOHN. Is there a John in the audience?" EDIT: When the committee are inteviewing new acts and there's the lass with the ping pong balls. "Where they all coming from? She only started with eight!!" Edited July 3, 2009 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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