The Fish 8955 Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 Nice to see The Fish soon dropped his moral high ground act. Hey, I have morals, I didn't try it on with the recently single best mate! it was her drunk friend I was looking to take advantage of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 when she came back downstairs her friend scuttled off to bed so I got nothing for my efforts other than no sleep and a sore shoulder from her bubbling all night you well thought it was in the bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 when she came back downstairs her friend scuttled off to bed so I got nothing for my efforts other than no sleep and a sore shoulder from her bubbling all night You didn't have your top off by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8955 Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 I thought I'd definitely get an ojf at the very least, but nowt, a good night kiss and a bleary eyed drunken girl crying on me shoulder instead one was not amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Nowt like a sweaty fat bloke breathing heavily whilst your mate is an emotional wreck to set the mood for some lovin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8955 Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 Nowt like a sweaty fat bloke breathing heavily whilst your mate is an emotional wreck to set the mood for some lovin. good job I'm nowt like a sweaty fat bloke then, isn't it my chemo-bearded friend? shoudn't you be driving your german girlfriend to an Ice Hockey game with Bowling for Soup on the stereo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 What's an ojf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8955 Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 What's an ojf? over jumper fumble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Lofty ambitions indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Nowt like a sweaty fat bloke breathing heavily whilst your mate is an emotional wreck to set the mood for some lovin. good job I'm nowt like a sweaty fat bloke then, isn't it my chemo-bearded friend? shoudn't you be driving your german girlfriend to an Ice Hockey game with Bowling for Soup on the stereo? Naw. Me lass is english and doesn't like ice hockey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 This thread sums up the genius of toontastic, honestly tears of laughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6295 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt where it comes to the dumping medium. Either she dumps him over the phone or waits until he pays beyond a hundred quid for the privilege of being dumped face-to-face. She's well cut up at the moment, bawling all over the place. I'm not going to try anything with her, I know her too well to try and scoop a sneaky half price knobs-worth. Instead I'm going to try it on with her mate from home who's over to help her through this rough time, but is frankly as sympathetic as I. We've already been a-dancin', nows time for the "eee what a slag she's been" chat, laced with thinly veiled comliments and flirtations. so auf weidersehn (sp?) I'm going to chance my arm on the back of my best mates misery.... who said life was a balance? Threesome. Everybody wins I disagree. I see two very big losers in that arrangement. And they've both got fannies. Are you suggesting one of the lasses has had her's stitched up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Kick her in the foof already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8955 Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 Lofty ambitions indeed. Shoot for the moon baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Double foof kicking is needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Recon she did the right thing in dumping him and not telling him the whole story, she should have done it ages ago though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Kick her in the foof already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggiespaws 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I'd just like to add: calcitrate her in the crack (worked hard on a kick word beginning with 'C') or clout her in the quim Seriously though, I've read a few euphemisms I've not seen of in a while if at all. Still laughing at spunk skip now - childish I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 just do her up the arse, she will love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8955 Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 just an update... she's back with him wimmin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 just an update... she's back with him wimmin! And he still doesnt know she cheated on him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8955 Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 he does, she told him over the phone when they broke up. I've no idea how you can forgive cheating... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 he does, she told him over the phone when they broke up. I've no idea how you can forgive cheating... Threesome, its the only way she can make it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 The dirty lying devious slapper!! I've pm'd you my number - can you pass it on to her please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Nothings changed, she still needs that minge kicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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