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What has the Championship and a cordless drill got in common?

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No Leeds.....

 

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"MURPHY vs O'CONNER...."

 

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just

been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is

broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

 

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

 

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

 

"That little sod, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to

you, he must have had something in his hand."

 

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible

lickin' he gave me with it."

 

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you

have something in your hand?"

 

"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's left breast, and a

thing of rare beauty it is, but useless in a fight.

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"MURPHY vs O'CONNER...."

 

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just

been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is

broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

 

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

 

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

 

"That little sod, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to

you, he must have had something in his hand."

 

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible

lickin' he gave me with it."

 

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you

have something in your hand?"

 

"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's left breast, and a

thing of rare beauty it is, but useless in a fight.

 

class joke

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