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I cannot tell which is which in the new video!

 

I'm trying to get myself off to Shakira but I'm not sure if it's her or Beyonce, it's getting beyond a joke and my dick don't get much harder than this!

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ones a small breasted blonde girl with a big ass, the other one's ah yeah i see what you've done there.

 

Exactly my quandry!

 

Thought it would be easy as one's white and t'other is black but seemingly not.

 

Either Beyonce has whitening up or Shakira has been at the boot polish!

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Shakira is fit, Beyonce isn't. If SMO can't see that he wants his hetero licence revoking with a dishonourable discharge.

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Big arse and nee tits is a bit of a con like. Shouldn't be allowed imo.

 

SMO or Beyonce?

 

 

SMO's tits are bigger than his lasses - fact

 

I think it's only right you post a pic of his lass tbf.

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Big arse and nee tits is a bit of a con like. Shouldn't be allowed imo.

 

SMO or Beyonce?

 

 

SMO's tits are bigger than his lasses - fact

 

Shut up short-arse, hows life in the pouch?

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Big arse and nee tits is a bit of a con like. Shouldn't be allowed imo.

 

SMO or Beyonce?

 

 

SMO's tits are bigger than his lasses - fact

 

Shut up short-arse, hows life in the pouch?

 

Touched a nerve have we :)

 

If I live in a pouch yours must have a fucking drawstring on the top that your lass controls because you don't get out very often :(

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Big arse and nee tits is a bit of a con like. Shouldn't be allowed imo.

 

SMO or Beyonce?

 

 

SMO's tits are bigger than his lasses - fact

 

Shut up short-arse, hows life in the pouch?

 

Touched a nerve have we :)

 

If I live in a pouch yours must have a fucking drawstring on the top that your lass controls because you don't get out very often :(

I'm out about 4 nights a week but you wouldn't know cos you never venture further than a 100 metre radius of the Byker Wall ffs.

 

Manc Mag is crawling round on all fives waiting for this picture of wor lass, ask Peasepud he's seen her.

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