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Two men with black eyes got on a bus were seated next to one another.

 

One pipes up "How did you get yours?"

 

"It was a genuine mistake" he replied.

 

"I wanted to ask for a ticket to Pitty Me,( a village in Durham for those who do not know) but when I saw the size of the womans boobs that was on the ticket desk, I asked for a picket to Tittyme" !!!

 

"What a coincidence!, just like mine.

 

I wanted to ask for a bowl of Frosties this morning, but it came out all wrong.

 

I said to my wife,

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You ugly, fat cow you've ruined my fucking life" :(

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