bobbyshinton 59 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Two men with black eyes got on a bus were seated next to one another. One pipes up "How did you get yours?" "It was a genuine mistake" he replied. "I wanted to ask for a ticket to Pitty Me,( a village in Durham for those who do not know) but when I saw the size of the womans boobs that was on the ticket desk, I asked for a picket to Tittyme" !!! "What a coincidence!, just like mine. I wanted to ask for a bowl of Frosties this morning, but it came out all wrong. I said to my wife, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You ugly, fat cow you've ruined my fucking life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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