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3 rules in Sam's contract...

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1. No music to be played after a goal.

 

2. No stupid fuckin' mascots!

 

3. No twat running up the touchline with a flag when we score.

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no signing utterly contemptable pricks who spit, strop or have stupid haircuts!

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No brown envelopes stuffed with cash (unless they're being paid to me).

 

 

On a serious answer though,

 

no bullshit (if we're crap say we are)

 

no talking about yourself in the 3rd person, if I ever hear the line "Sam Allardyce will not lie down for anyone" then you can fook right off.

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3. No twat running up the touchline with a flag when we score.

 

 

C'mon, how often would that happen at St. James' based on this season. :lol:

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3. No twat running up the touchline with a flag when we score.

 

 

C'mon, how often would that happen at St. James' based on this season. :lol:

 

40.

 

45 if you include friendlies.

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