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I Pulled An Older Woman At A Club Last Night

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She was an alright sort for 49.

 

We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd

ever had the sportsman's double - a mother and daughter threesome?

 

I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

 

I went back to her place.

 

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mum you still awake?"

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She was an alright sort for 49.

 

We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd

ever had the sportsman's double - a mother and daughter threesome?

 

I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

 

I went back to her place.

 

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mum you still awake?"

 

Well I laughed :D

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She was an alright sort for 49.

 

We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd

ever had the sportsman's double - a mother and daughter threesome?

 

I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

 

I went back to her place.

 

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mum you still awake?"

 

 

:D:(<_<

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