Scottish Mag 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 In fact there are several big hitters in the game both at home and abroad who have made it clear that they would love the job, even though United have already decided that Sam Allardyce is the man. Yesterday I took calls from Spain, Greece, France and Norway from people representing would-be United managers - and there will be even more calls going into St James' Park. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isegrim 335 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 In fact there are several big hitters in the game both at home and abroad who have made it clear that they would love the job, even though United have already decided that Sam Allardyce is the man. Yesterday I took calls from Spain, Greece, France and Norway from people representing would-be United managers - and there will be even more calls going into St James' Park. Yep, as an agent I would first of all call an unknown "journalist" of a local rag... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nufc4ever 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 The guy's a joke. I swear he's doing it on purpose now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 634 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 I might give im a ring, Hi is that Alan this is Jose, ive heard your'e the special one.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scottish Mag 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 I think its about time Lukas got in contact with him tbh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isegrim 335 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 I think its about time Lukas got in contact with him tbh... Alan didn't really answer the call last time, did he... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bizza 46 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 Fuckign bell-end Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetleftpeg 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 So, instead of contacting the club, they're ringing Anal. Surprised the xenaphobic twat has taken the calls anyway. 'You're French? I don't want any of you lazy cheese eating surreder monkeys here. I single handedly got rid of your type from this club before Pierre, don't mess with me.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 298 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 He's blatantly got a job with a 118118 callcentre on the side. Only way he would stay itk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isegrim 335 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 I also like this gem: The Chronicle's front page headline of "Big Sam The Man" on Monday morning went round the world and revealed that United had decided Allardyce would be their next manager. Yeah, no press review in the world would be complete without having a look at what the mighty Chronicle has to report. That's why all people have nothing better to do than to ring him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetleftpeg 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 (edited) Aye, nice one Chronicle, never mind the fact SSN were reporting on Big Sam being favourite a good 18 hours before the Ronni hit the stands. Edited May 9, 2007 by sweetleftpeg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 Do you think Oliver's phone is actually plugged in to the socket or does it mysteriously pick up these messages from the ether ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papa Lazaru 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 You have to give Anal some credit to be fair. Everytime we think the bloke can't be more of an egotistical, dillusional, bullshitting, geordie-obsessed, xenophobic, talentless fuck he proves us wrong! What's worse is there are toon fans out there who believe everything he writes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig 4 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 The boring twat was even on Talksport this evening - you can't fucking escape him. Reckoned SGE was a 1,000,000 to 1 shot but when pushed about Allardyce simply replied "I can't say..." Fuck off you retarded cunt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketsbaia 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 The boring twat was even on Talksport this evening - you can't fucking escape him. Reckoned SGE was a 1,000,000 to 1 shot but when pushed about Allardyce simply replied "I can't say..." Fuck off you retarded twat! Can't say? He's practically confirmed it in every article he's written since Roeder went. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smitheh 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 The boring twat was even on Talksport this evening - you can't fucking escape him. Reckoned SGE was a 1,000,000 to 1 shot but when pushed about Allardyce simply replied "I can't say..." Fuck off you retarded twat! Because he doesn't know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig 4 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 Precisely.... and what I was screaming at the radio. The day you tire of the idea of smacking that twat round the face with a fully charged fire extinguisher, you're tired of life tbh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shearergol 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 Precisely.... and what I was screaming at the radio. The day you tire of the idea of smacking that twat round the face with a fully charged fire extinguisher, you're tired of life tbh! You sad bastard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig 4 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 Precisely.... and what I was screaming at the radio. The day you tire of the idea of smacking that twat round the face with a fully charged fire extinguisher, you're tired of life tbh! You sad bastard I was driving, stuck in traffic, listening to him and had had a bad day! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peasepud 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 I think its about time Lukas got in contact with him tbh... Alan didn't really answer the call last time, did he... No, however this time he will Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketsbaia 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 I think its about time Lukas got in contact with him tbh... Alan didn't really answer the call last time, did he... No, however this time he will Bringing him out of retirement, Pud? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peasepud 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2007 I think its about time Lukas got in contact with him tbh... Alan didn't really answer the call last time, did he... No, however this time he will Bringing him out of retirement, Pud? That would be telling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
