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Gennaro walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe shop twice every day.

 

Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Boccelli leather shoes.

 

He wants those shoes so much...

 

it's all he can think about.

 

After about 2 months he saves the price

Of the shoes, 300 Euros, and purchases them.

 

Every Friday night the Italian community

Holds a dance in the church basement.

 

Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear

His new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time.

 

He asks Sophia to dance and

As they dance he asks her,

'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'

 

Startled, Sophia replies,

 

'Yes, Gennaro, I do wear red panties tonight,

 

But how do you know?'

 

Gennaro answers,

 

'I see the reflection in my new

300 Euro Boccelli leather shoes.

How do you like them?'

 

Next he asks Rosa to dance,

And after a few minutes he asks,

'Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?'

 

Rosa answers,

 

'Yes, Gennaro, I do,

 

But how do you know that?'

 

He replies,

 

'I see the reflection in my new

300 Euro Boccelli leather shoes...

How do you like them?'

 

Now as the evening is almost over

And the last song is being played,

Gennaro asks Carmela to dance.

 

Midway through the dance his face

Turns red...

 

He states, 'Carmela, be stilla my heart,

 

Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight,

 

Please, please, tella me this true!'

 

Carmela smiles coyly and answers,

 

'Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties tonight...'

 

Gennaro gasps,

 

'Thanka God ....

 

 

....I thought I had a CRACK in my

300 Euro Boccelli leather shoes!'

 

 

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Escher walks into a bar, and the barman says "Escher walks into a bar, and the barman says "Escher walks into a bar, and the barman says "Escher walks into a bar, and the barman says "Escher walks into a bar, and....

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Escher walks into a bar, and the barman says "Escher walks into a bar, and the barman says "Escher walks into a bar, and the barman says "Escher walks into a bar, and the barman says "Escher walks into a bar, and....

 

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I read it earlier when he posted it, no i don't get it.

I'm shocked.

 

Yeah, Dave... go fuck yourself.

:lol: What an intellectual heavyweight.

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