Gemmill 34167 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Toplass'll give them the once over for you if you ask nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Your 'Jacobs' are not something you want to pass off as "ah, the pain will go away if I leave it". Nice one for getting it sorted and hope all's going OK now. Luke, I'm guessing "testicular torsion" is the medical term for twisted nuts? My brother had that a few years back and I don't think I've seen anyone in quite so much pain as he was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted May 12, 2007 Author Share Posted May 12, 2007 (edited) Just got back to my place in Manchester now! Fucking hell I am sore down there... They thought I had a testicular torsion and due to the amount of time I had been in pain they wanted to open me up to explore has much as anything, if it was torsioned then they would fix it, if it was dead they would remove and and make sure the other one is ok and if it was just an infection then I would have a scar but at least I would still be in fully working order.... In the end they opened up and it was not torsined at all but there was a cyst on the right testicle, removed successfully but it is still very sore. Just waiting for my old man to get here to take me back to Newcastle for a week of rest! Thanks for all the messages of support! Edited May 12, 2007 by Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted May 12, 2007 Author Share Posted May 12, 2007 Oh and does anyone want a ticket for our game at Watford tomorrow as I can't go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34167 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Part-timer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Bridge 0 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Can I join the club? I've been in hospital for testicles too! Torsion, mine, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Sounds painful mate. I've stuck a bag of plums in the post to you, should take your mind off the pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted May 12, 2007 Author Share Posted May 12, 2007 Ticket to the Watford game for nowt? Anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 I'd have it if you could get it to London for tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted May 12, 2007 Author Share Posted May 12, 2007 I'd have it if you could get it to London for tomorrow The ticket is already in London with Luke (WubbuleUC on here) who went down today for a night on the drink in London before the game tomorrow. You would need to meet him before the game to pick it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Glad you're on the mend, sounds nasty like. And top advice Jimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted May 12, 2007 Author Share Posted May 12, 2007 Someone must want a free ticket for the match tomorrow? No point in it going to waste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 Luke managed to sell my ticket for face value in the pub before the match so that is good. Still in a bit of pain mainly when I move, it fucking killed this morning when I woke up. I just took my by jock-strap bandage thing off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16497 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Fuck me Greg, take it easy mate and hope your ok PS I am currently working on the new Hope Hospital, minta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 How long before you're gonna attempt to whack one off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Get well soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 How long before you're gonna attempt to whack one off? Quite a while yet tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 How long before you're gonna attempt to whack one off? Quite a while yet tbh. Let us know when it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 How long before you're gonna attempt to whack one off? Quite a while yet tbh. Let us know when it happens. As I have had a key role in Greg's inability to knock one out, I have taken the selfless and generous decision to provide proxy-wanking, a locum if you will, I have been redoubling my output in honour of Greg's condition. Get well soon mate, please ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 How long before you're gonna attempt to whack one off? Quite a while yet tbh. Let us know when it happens. I worry about some of you lot on here at times.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I created a similar thread about 3 years ago on the old board, not such a happy ending for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17621 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I created a similar thread about 3 years ago on the old board, not such a happy ending for me! What happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I created a similar thread about 3 years ago on the old board, not such a happy ending for me! What happened? Immense pain leading to a few days in hospital, turned out it was some sort of infection led to it dying and disappearing! Doesn't bother me anymore really, other one works magically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 My brother had the same problem years back, twisted his nad moving some furniture at work. Like Ally, he wasn't so lucky and had to have it removed, reckons it doesn't bother him though, still got plenty of swimmers down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34167 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I created a similar thread about 3 years ago on the old board, not such a happy ending for me! What happened? Immense pain leading to a few days in hospital, turned out it was some sort of infection led to it dying and disappearing! Doesn't bother me anymore really, other one works magically. *sings* Ally has only got one ball! I remember you saying you were having pain, but didn't realise it had "disappeared". Unlucky mister, have you got a false one down there then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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