The Fish 8977 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 there's a thing though if I was with a lass and caught her goading her ferret I'd be chuffed and join in or watch at the least, but if I was exercising the General I know she'd go ape. why? Chuffed? So happy to see that ya can't keep her satisfied? Chuffed because it would indicate she hasn't the sexdrive of Bang Bang Reeves and Mortimer box set, ya big knobber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 there's a thing though if I was with a lass and caught her goading her ferret I'd be chuffed and join in or watch at the least, but if I was exercising the General I know she'd go ape. why? Chuffed? So happy to see that ya can't keep her satisfied? Chuffed because it would indicate she hasn't the sexdrive of Bang Bang Reeves and Mortimer box set, ya big knobber. Wor lass wouldn't be arsed. Probably relieved she didn't have to shag me tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8977 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Wor lass wouldn't be arsed. Probably relieved she didn't have to shag me tbh. a sentiment echoed by everyone else..everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Wor lass wouldn't be arsed. Probably relieved she didn't have to shag me tbh. a sentiment echoed by everyone else..everywhere The way her mind is at the moment she'd probably be pleased to see I was pleasing myself and not shagging some dolled up slag from Byker, as she puts it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Wor lass wouldn't be arsed. Probably relieved she didn't have to shag me tbh. a sentiment echoed by everyone else..everywhere Whatever studley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Wor lass wouldn't be arsed. Probably relieved she didn't have to shag me tbh. a sentiment echoed by everyone else..everywhere The way her mind is at the moment she'd probably be pleased to see I was pleasing myself and not shagging some dolled up slag from Byker, as she puts it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Good excuse that actually "It's better than being unfaithful". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Good excuse that actually "It's better than being unfaithful". Then cosh the witness in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Good excuse that actually "It's better than being unfaithful". Then cosh the witness in the face. With your pork truncheon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Good excuse that actually "It's better than being unfaithful". Then cosh the witness in the face. With your pork truncheon? Repeatedly tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 (edited) Never been caught (that I know of), but when I was a kid living at home with my Dad and Step Mother, a couple of times Id forgot the porn mag and left it in the bog only for her to find it. She complained to my Father saying it was disgusting Edited June 6, 2007 by JawD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8977 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Jimbo MUST have been caught at some point... it's just statistically likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 If none of you guys have ever been caught why not try it, you might be surprised at how your lasses react. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8977 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 If none of you guys have ever been caught why not try it, you might be surprised at how your lasses react. GROOMING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 If none of you guys have ever been caught why not try it, you might be surprised at how your lasses react. GROOMING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 If none of you guys have ever been caught why not try it, you might be surprised at how your lasses react. See if you want that sort of reaction you can't get caught wanking to porn, you need to be holding that photo of her that she thinks is the best pic of her ever taken in the history of mankind - if you get caught wanking over porn immediately you're scum of the earth because she'll want to know why the thought of doing her doesn't turn you on anymore??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 If none of you guys have ever been caught why not try it, you might be surprised at how your lasses react. See if you want that sort of reaction you can't get caught wanking to porn, you need to be holding that photo of her that she thinks is the best pic of her ever taken in the history of mankind - if you get caught wanking over porn immediately you're scum of the earth because she'll want to know why the thought of doing her doesn't turn you on anymore??? bollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 If none of you guys have ever been caught why not try it, you might be surprised at how your lasses react. See if you want that sort of reaction you can't get caught wanking to porn, you need to be holding that photo of her that she thinks is the best pic of her ever taken in the history of mankind - if you get caught wanking over porn immediately you're scum of the earth because she'll want to know why the thought of doing her doesn't turn you on anymore??? bollocks agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 (edited) I don't know, ask smoothy Actually neither of your opinions count. as you are both in the milf age category and that changes all perspectives Edited June 7, 2007 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 If none of you guys have ever been caught why not try it, you might be surprised at how your lasses react. See if you want that sort of reaction you can't get caught wanking to porn, you need to be holding that photo of her that she thinks is the best pic of her ever taken in the history of mankind - if you get caught wanking over porn immediately you're scum of the earth because she'll want to know why the thought of doing her doesn't turn you on anymore??? bollocks agreed But our women are ladies, not lager swilling ladettes. They'd hit the fucking roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 If none of you guys have ever been caught why not try it, you might be surprised at how your lasses react. See if you want that sort of reaction you can't get caught wanking to porn, you need to be holding that photo of her that she thinks is the best pic of her ever taken in the history of mankind - if you get caught wanking over porn immediately you're scum of the earth because she'll want to know why the thought of doing her doesn't turn you on anymore??? bollocks agreed But our women are ladies, not lager swilling ladettes. They'd hit the fucking roof. dont cha wish ya gf was a lager swilling ladette like us dont cha wish ya gf would get the horn watching ya porn like us dont cha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 If none of you guys have ever been caught why not try it, you might be surprised at how your lasses react. See if you want that sort of reaction you can't get caught wanking to porn, you need to be holding that photo of her that she thinks is the best pic of her ever taken in the history of mankind - if you get caught wanking over porn immediately you're scum of the earth because she'll want to know why the thought of doing her doesn't turn you on anymore??? bollocks agreed But our women are ladies, not lager swilling ladettes. They'd hit the fucking roof. dont cha wish ya gf was a lager swilling ladette like us dont cha wish ya gf would get the horn watching ya porn like us dont cha See you didn't respond to my retort???? There comes an age where you've got to treat everyone you get as possibly your last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 If none of you guys have ever been caught why not try it, you might be surprised at how your lasses react. See if you want that sort of reaction you can't get caught wanking to porn, you need to be holding that photo of her that she thinks is the best pic of her ever taken in the history of mankind - if you get caught wanking over porn immediately you're scum of the earth because she'll want to know why the thought of doing her doesn't turn you on anymore??? Fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 If none of you guys have ever been caught why not try it, you might be surprised at how your lasses react. See if you want that sort of reaction you can't get caught wanking to porn, you need to be holding that photo of her that she thinks is the best pic of her ever taken in the history of mankind - if you get caught wanking over porn immediately you're scum of the earth because she'll want to know why the thought of doing her doesn't turn you on anymore??? bollocks agreed But our women are ladies, not lager swilling ladettes. They'd hit the fucking roof. dont cha wish ya gf was a lager swilling ladette like us dont cha wish ya gf would get the horn watching ya porn like us dont cha Dirty Mair I reckon, just what the majority of us are looking for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Never been caught in the act but wor lass did find me about 4 in the morning once passed out on the settee with my gear around my ankles and my 8 hour porn (should never have lent that out) still playing. Basically I had came in pissed and must have started playing snooker with string and fell asleep in the middle of the game. She just told me to 'sort yourself out and get to bed', I penguined through to the scratcher and sparked out oblivious to what had just went on. Denied the whole thing the next day and said it was her trying to play mind games with my already fragile mind, i had remembered some of it though. Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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