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Got a bunch of grade 'A' fucking homo's on here, them piss up's must smell like the ground floor in fenwicks.

The delicatessen? :razz:

 

 

 

 

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:wub: you turned right instead of left ....

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Got a bunch of grade 'A' fucking homo's on here, them piss up's must smell like the ground floor in fenwicks.

The delicatessen? :(

 

 

 

 

:(

:wub: you turned right instead of left ....

 

Story of his life tbh

 

:razz:

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Got a bunch of grade 'A' fucking homo's on here, them piss up's must smell like the ground floor in fenwicks.

The delicatessen? :(

 

 

 

 

:rimshot:

:wub: you turned right instead of left ....

 

Story of his life tbh

 

:razz::(

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Bit disappointed tbh...thought this thread was going to give me a few tips :razz: misleading titles ...damn them all to HELL !!!) :wub:

 

Surely you don't need any tips?

In the upper echelons of the "Grooming Society" I am still a true novice :(

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you probably still use Matey bubble bath man. There's nowt qwrong with taking a pride in your appearance.

 

and believe me boys.. I'm not so fucking stupid as to use that kind of patter.

 

I'm more from your Huggy Bear school of woo-ing

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you probably still use Matey bubble bath man. There's nowt qwrong with taking a pride in your appearance.

 

and believe me boys.. I'm not so fucking stupid as to use that kind of patter.

 

I'm more from your Huggy Bear school of woo-ing

I'm thinking more along the lines of "Joey" from Friends :wub:

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you probably still use Matey bubble bath man. There's nowt qwrong with taking a pride in your appearance.

 

and believe me boys.. I'm not so fucking stupid as to use that kind of patter.

 

I'm more from your Huggy Bear school of woo-ing

I'm thinking more along the lines of "Joey" from Friends :wub:

 

Only without the wit, intelligence, or looks.

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you probably still use Matey bubble bath man. There's nowt qwrong with taking a pride in your appearance.

 

and believe me boys.. I'm not so fucking stupid as to use that kind of patter.

 

I'm more from your Huggy Bear school of woo-ing

I'm thinking more along the lines of "Joey" from Friends :razz:

 

Only without the wit, intelligence, or looks.

:wub: just the "How you doing" line with a slightly raised left eyebrow .....

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Got a bunch of grade 'A' fucking homo's on here, them piss up's must smell like the ground floor in fenwicks.

The delicatessen? :razz:

 

 

 

 

:(

:wub: you turned right instead of left ....

 

Story of his life tbh

 

 

:(

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you probably still use Matey bubble bath man. There's nowt qwrong with taking a pride in your appearance.

 

and believe me boys.. I'm not so fucking stupid as to use that kind of patter.

 

I'm more from your Huggy Bear school of woo-ing

I'm thinking more along the lines of "Joey" from Friends :razz:

 

Only without the wit, intelligence, or looks.

:wub: just the "How you doing" line with a slightly raised left eyebrow .....

and the appaetite

 

before anyone else says it.

 

I'm a serial monogymist by choice... their choice admittedly, but still.

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Fish it taking a right pasting in here. And rightly so.

remember, sammy boy you've seen evidence to counter this slander.

 

 

but I don't mind Renton throwing his (considerable) weight around, it's just jealousy :wub:

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you probably still use Matey bubble bath man. There's nowt qwrong with taking a pride in your appearance.

 

and believe me boys.. I'm not so fucking stupid as to use that kind of patter.

 

I'm more from your Huggy Bear school of woo-ing

I'm thinking more along the lines of "Joey" from Friends :wub:

 

Only without the wit, intelligence, or looks.

 

:razz:

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you probably still use Matey bubble bath man. There's nowt qwrong with taking a pride in your appearance.

 

and believe me boys.. I'm not so fucking stupid as to use that kind of patter.

 

I'm more from your Huggy Bear school of woo-ing

I'm thinking more along the lines of "Joey" from Friends :wub:

 

Only without the wit, intelligence, or looks.

 

:razz:

 

In true Achhhhhrington Stanleh style, "exachhhleh!"

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you probably still use Matey bubble bath man. There's nowt qwrong with taking a pride in your appearance.

 

and believe me boys.. I'm not so fucking stupid as to use that kind of patter.

 

I'm more from your Huggy Bear school of woo-ing

I'm thinking more along the lines of "Joey" from Friends :wub:

 

I was thinking more along the lines of Earls brother

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Shower daily use shampoo & shower gel. Sometimes moisturise but not as much as I possibly should. Use a decent deoderant (not one of these masking body sprays), clean my teeth, an after-shave balm and some gooey shit in my hair.

 

Dependant on how I'm feeling I might use aftershave too but that's about it.

 

Oh but I do cut and file my nails - used to bite them something nasty and have made an effort to improve them.

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Fish it taking a right pasting in here. And rightly so.

remember, sammy boy you've seen evidence to counter this slander.

 

 

but I don't mind Renton throwing his (considerable) weight around, it's just jealousy :wub:

 

Renton is basically just Gordon Ramsay with a thyroid problem, so he loses any right to reply.

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