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Isn't that a myth though? I'm sure having a base tan doesn't prevent your skin from burning, you'll just burn anyway if you don't use the right SPF/stay in the sun too long.

 

It won't reduce your risk of cancer but it will help you stop burning.

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Sun beds have to be bad for you like. If you can go red in 5 minutes or whatever on them then it can't be any good for your skin. It's canny funny when you see people badly burnt though.

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I've seen the same photo Sammy saw, and I'm guessing it was an anomaly. :wub:

 

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced :(

 

anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front :razz:

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I've seen the same photo Sammy saw, and I'm guessing it was an anomaly. :wub:

 

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced :(

 

anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front :razz:

Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time.

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Sun beds have to be bad for you like. If you can go red in 5 minutes or whatever on them then it can't be any good for your skin. It's canny funny when you see people badly burnt though.

 

Well, not always. I suffered from really bad atopic eczema for years (still do to a much lesser extent) and was practically cured by specialist UV treatment at hospital. If it ever came back badly again I'd book myself into a stand and tan without hesitation.

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Sun beds have to be bad for you like. If you can go red in 5 minutes or whatever on them then it can't be any good for your skin. It's canny funny when you see people badly burnt though.

 

Well, not always. I suffered from really bad atopic eczema for years (still do to a much lesser extent) and was practically cured by specialist UV treatment at hospital. If it ever came back badly again I'd book myself into a stand and tan without hesitation.

I was really coming at it from a scientific viewpoint to be fair. Science is all made up anyway [/Parky]

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I've seen the same photo Sammy saw, and I'm guessing it was an anomaly. :razz:

 

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced :(

 

anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front :(

Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time.

 

Arghhh, that Friday afternoon image of Alex is coming back..... :wub:

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I've seen the same photo Sammy saw, and I'm guessing it was an anomaly. :(

 

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced :rimshot:

 

anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front :(

Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time.

:wub:

 

Because I'm eating one, when I first read this my mind went immediately to Scott burying his lover under a pile of Fajitas :razz::)

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Sun beds have to be bad for you like. If you can go red in 5 minutes or whatever on them then it can't be any good for your skin. It's canny funny when you see people badly burnt though.

 

Well, not always. I suffered from really bad atopic eczema for years (still do to a much lesser extent) and was practically cured by specialist UV treatment at hospital. If it ever came back badly again I'd book myself into a stand and tan without hesitation.

I was really coming at it from a scientific viewpoint to be fair. Science is all made up anyway [/Parky]

 

A little bit of tan is aesthetically appealing. What I don't understand is these (almost exclusively female) nutters who think it's attractive to tan themselves dark brown. It's fucking vile and they will have a massive chance of developing skin cancer.

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I've seen the same photo Sammy saw, and I'm guessing it was an anomaly. :(

 

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced :)

 

anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front :rimshot:

Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time.

:wub:

 

Because I'm eating one, when I first read this my mind went immediately to Scott burying his lover under a pile of Fajitas :razz::(

 

:(

 

Your lass was canny nice by the way. Looked like the type who would give SMO short shrift, which automatically gets my vote.

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I've seen the same photo Sammy saw, and I'm guessing it was an anomaly. :(

 

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced :)

 

anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front :rimshot:

Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time.

:wub:

 

Because I'm eating one, when I first read this my mind went immediately to Scott burying his lover under a pile of Fajitas :razz::(

 

:(

 

Your lass was canny nice by the way. Looked like the type who would give SMO short shrift, which automatically gets my vote.

 

Female? Breathing?

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Calm my hair down with a bit of wax after it's been washed, brush me teeth, shave me face once/twice a week and even dab a bit of cream on after to soften the burn.

 

Back, sack and crack wax before I go on me hols so maybe once a year if I'm lucky, the rest of the time I'm like a walking gorrila.

 

Whoever shaves their pubes on here wants shot with shit tbh. :blush: Lass once wanted me too cos they tickled her nose when she was blowing my trumpet, told her to shut it and keep playing!

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I've seen the same photo Sammy saw, and I'm guessing it was an anomaly. ;)

 

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced <_<

 

anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front :razz:

Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time.

:blush:

 

Because I'm eating one, when I first read this my mind went immediately to Scott burying his lover under a pile of Fajitas :lol::blush:

 

:lol:

 

Your lass was canny nice by the way. Looked like the type who would give SMO short shrift, which automatically gets my vote.

 

Blatent goading tbh!

 

Is that some sort of euphemism for keeping fucked every which way but loose?

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you probably still use Matey bubble bath man. There's nowt qwrong with taking a pride in your appearance.

 

and believe me boys.. I'm not so fucking stupid as to use that kind of patter.

 

I'm more from your Huggy Bear school of woo-ing

I'm thinking more along the lines of "Joey" from Friends :blush:

I'm thinking more along the lines of Joey Deacon.

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I've seen the same photo Sammy saw, and I'm guessing it was an anomaly. :blush:

 

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced ;)

 

anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front :lol:

Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time.

 

:razz:

 

Aye unlike you who pretty much ruined Friday afternoons for all of us by implanting the image of you beasting your lass into our minds. :lol: I sometimes think I hear her screaming on my drive home. And not in a good way.

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trim mine, on the demands of an ex, just habit now.

 

none of this waxing shite though, that's the praxis of the hermer :blush:

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I've seen the same photo Sammy saw, and I'm guessing it was an anomaly. :lol:

 

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced :razz:

 

anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front ;)

Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time.

 

<_<

 

Aye unlike you who pretty much ruined Friday afternoons for all of us by implanting the image of you beasting your lass into our minds. :lol: I sometimes think I hear her screaming on my drive home. And not in a good way.

:blush: I only mentioned it once I think.
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I sometimes think I hear her screaming on my drive home.

 

just turn the radio up mate, you'll hear nowt from the boot. :blush:

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I've seen the same photo Sammy saw, and I'm guessing it was an anomaly. :lol:

 

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced :razz:

 

anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front ;)

Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time.

 

<_<

 

Aye unlike you who pretty much ruined Friday afternoons for all of us by implanting the image of you beasting your lass into our minds. :lol: I sometimes think I hear her screaming on my drive home. And not in a good way.

 

:blush:

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I've seen the same photo Sammy saw, and I'm guessing it was an anomaly. :lol:

 

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced :razz:

 

anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front ;)

Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time.

 

<_<

 

Aye unlike you who pretty much ruined Friday afternoons for all of us by implanting the image of you beasting your lass into our minds. :lol: I sometimes think I hear her screaming on my drive home. And not in a good way.

:blush: I only mentioned it once I think.

 

One time too many in anyones book.

 

Speaking of which you must have your grubby little plane tickets in your clammy little wanking spanner at this very moment.

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