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If the pub has a smokey atmosphere, then the staff should be provided with "danger money" to compensate them for the damage done to them.

 

Thats the way it works in other industries!

 

 

there is no danger apparently, it's just the nasty government scaring everybody, even though they make more money than they spend due to smoking

 

 

work that one out if you can

 

 

Yup bans for; alcohol, cars, mines (explosive and dug) and wars on the way! :lol:

 

fail to see even the slightest of relevance of your post to mine

 

I fail to see the slightest relevance of any of your posts to anything, but different strokes I guess. :drinks:

 

 

whereas you kind of specialise in the non-comment comment though eh?

 

I'd ban them tbh, with a nice scare tactic and lies (and maybe leaflet) campaign. :outahere:

 

god knows how anyone ever gets an answer from you

 

Usually by asking a sensible question (ground breaking I know).

 

sensible questions like 'what are you on about regarding this post...' followed by pages of nonsense

 

No that'd be the lack of relevance to anything bit again. <_<

 

And if you want I'll save you time and write your rely which will basically be:

 

 

"no u" <_<

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If the pub has a smokey atmosphere, then the staff should be provided with "danger money" to compensate them for the damage done to them.

 

Thats the way it works in other industries!

 

 

there is no danger apparently, it's just the nasty government scaring everybody, even though they make more money than they spend due to smoking

 

 

work that one out if you can

 

 

Yup bans for; alcohol, cars, mines (explosive and dug) and wars on the way! :lol:

 

fail to see even the slightest of relevance of your post to mine

 

I fail to see the slightest relevance of any of your posts to anything, but different strokes I guess. :drinks:

 

 

whereas you kind of specialise in the non-comment comment though eh?

 

I'd ban them tbh, with a nice scare tactic and lies (and maybe leaflet) campaign. :outahere:

 

god knows how anyone ever gets an answer from you

 

Usually by asking a sensible question (ground breaking I know).

 

sensible questions like 'what are you on about regarding this post...' followed by pages of nonsense

 

No that'd be the lack of relevance to anything bit again. <_<

 

And if you want I'll save you time and write your rely which will basically be:

 

 

"no u" <_<

 

let's try an easy one:

 

what planet are you on?

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let's try an easy one:

 

what planet are you on?

 

I tried to find out, but it would only tell me which one my soul comes from (then they banned souls tbh).

 

http://hometown.aol.com/mysticguy77/starquiz/starquiz.html

 

Child of Mars

 

Your soul is powerfull, it's will is your fuel. Martians are equipped to go the extra mile, and then some. You can create empires and power the world. You are the action of the devine.

 

sounds about right tbh

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let's try an easy one:

 

what planet are you on?

 

I tried to find out, but it would only tell me which one my soul comes from (then they banned souls tbh).

 

http://hometown.aol.com/mysticguy77/starquiz/starquiz.html

 

Child of Mars

 

Your soul is powerfull, it's will is your fuel. Martians are equipped to go the extra mile, and then some. You can create empires and power the world. You are the action of the devine.

 

sounds about right tbh

 

 

Yup and if no one smokes you will never ever die. :lol:

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let's try an easy one:

 

what planet are you on?

 

I tried to find out, but it would only tell me which one my soul comes from (then they banned souls tbh).

 

http://hometown.aol.com/mysticguy77/starquiz/starquiz.html

 

Child of Mars

 

Your soul is powerfull, it's will is your fuel. Martians are equipped to go the extra mile, and then some. You can create empires and power the world. You are the action of the devine.

 

sounds about right tbh

 

 

Yup and if no one smokes you will never ever die. :lol:

 

every smoker in my family has died early and painfully

 

even my godmother, she contracted a tumor in her cheekbone, and aged under 35 underwent the most horrific 18 month process of disfigurement and putrifying decay, all witnessed by her children

 

 

God punishes those who so foolishly disregard His gift

 

as they may or may not say

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let's try an easy one:

 

what planet are you on?

 

I tried to find out, but it would only tell me which one my soul comes from (then they banned souls tbh).

 

http://hometown.aol.com/mysticguy77/starquiz/starquiz.html

 

Child of Mars

 

Your soul is powerfull, it's will is your fuel. Martians are equipped to go the extra mile, and then some. You can create empires and power the world. You are the action of the devine.

 

sounds about right tbh

 

 

Yup and if no one smokes you will never ever die. :lol:

 

every smoker in my family has died early and painfully

 

And non-smokers that have visited pubs too?

 

 

even my godmother, she contracted a tumor in her cheekbone, and aged under 35 underwent the most horrific 18 month process of disfigurement and putrifying decay, all witnessed by her children

 

Much like MRSA in hospitals after they banned cleaning.

 

 

 

God punishes those who so foolishly disregard His gift

 

God if such a thing existed would care about as much about us as individuals as we do about bacteria, and if it did exist it surely messed up when allowing us to be killed by our own cells.

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let's try an easy one:

 

what planet are you on?

 

I tried to find out, but it would only tell me which one my soul comes from (then they banned souls tbh).

 

http://hometown.aol.com/mysticguy77/starquiz/starquiz.html

 

Child of Mars

 

Your soul is powerfull, it's will is your fuel. Martians are equipped to go the extra mile, and then some. You can create empires and power the world. You are the action of the devine.

 

sounds about right tbh

 

 

Yup and if no one smokes you will never ever die. :lol:

 

every smoker in my family has died early and painfully

 

And non-smokers that have visited pubs too?

 

 

even my godmother, she contracted a tumor in her cheekbone, and aged under 35 underwent the most horrific 18 month process of disfigurement and putrifying decay, all witnessed by her children

 

Much like MRSA in hospitals after they banned cleaning.

 

 

 

God punishes those who so foolishly disregard His gift

 

God if such a thing existed would care about as much about us as individuals as we do about bacteria, and if it did exist it surely messed up when allowing us to be killed by our own cells.

 

such a talent it must be to be able to empathise with God, no wonder questions to you go unanswered...

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Well it appears everyone is smoking tonight.

 

Was in the Tanners Arms for half an hour tonight and it was heaving but on the bar they had baskets full of rollies and assorted tabs for people to help themselves.

 

Not the greatest of places for a reformed smoker to be tbh :lol:

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Have just had my last tab in a bar :lol: so for good measure I finished it and then put all the no smoking signs up ready for the mora ..............sad sad day :outahere:

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let's try an easy one:

 

what planet are you on?

 

I tried to find out, but it would only tell me which one my soul comes from (then they banned souls tbh).

 

http://hometown.aol.com/mysticguy77/starquiz/starquiz.html

 

Child of Mars

 

Your soul is powerfull, it's will is your fuel. Martians are equipped to go the extra mile, and then some. You can create empires and power the world. You are the action of the devine.

 

sounds about right tbh

 

 

Yup and if no one smokes you will never ever die. :outahere:

 

every smoker in my family has died early and painfully

 

And non-smokers that have visited pubs too?

 

 

even my godmother, she contracted a tumor in her cheekbone, and aged under 35 underwent the most horrific 18 month process of disfigurement and putrifying decay, all witnessed by her children

 

Much like MRSA in hospitals after they banned cleaning.

 

 

 

God punishes those who so foolishly disregard His gift

 

God if such a thing existed would care about as much about us as individuals as we do about bacteria, and if it did exist it surely messed up when allowing us to be killed by our own cells.

 

such a talent it must be to be able to empathise with God, no wonder questions to you go unanswered...

 

 

I think your worship of me would be a bit pointless yes, but I'll take your cash if you're daft enough to think it'll give you a place in "my" Heaven (although how you'll get there if you don't smoke or passive smoke I have no idea). :lol:

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Just go outside and have one, not the end of the world.

 

Was interesting last night though in the likes of the Tanners, no beer garden, nowhere to put a big gazebo or anything and a monsoon outside, wonder how many people would have taken a wander :lol:

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Just go outside and have one, not the end of the world.

did you see the fuckin monsoon last night :lol:

 

Awwwwwwwwww...

 

:drinks:

:outahere:

 

Get used to it the winters not far away..

I know, I will have to dig out my old ski gear <_<

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Just go outside and have one, not the end of the world.

did you see the fuckin monsoon last night :lol:

 

Awwwwwwwwww...

 

:drinks:

:outahere:

 

Get used to it the winters not far away..

I know, I will have to dig out my old ski gear <_<

 

 

Just smoke in the bogs.

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Just go outside and have one, not the end of the world.

did you see the fuckin monsoon last night :outahere:

 

Awwwwwwwwww...

 

<_<

<_<

 

Get used to it the winters not far away..

I know, I will have to dig out my old ski gear :drinks:

 

 

Just smoke in the bogs.

:lol: back to school days then !!!

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Just go outside and have one, not the end of the world.

did you see the fuckin monsoon last night :outahere:

 

Awwwwwwwwww...

 

<_<

<_<

 

Get used to it the winters not far away..

I know, I will have to dig out my old ski gear :drinks:

 

Just smoke in the bogs.

:lol: back to school days then !!!

 

Aye but you'll still fucking stink...

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