JawD 31 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No cock or arse to mouth action and she's on roll patrol. I try to keep all the action to her side of the bed as well so I don't have to sleep in any wet patches. Pretty reasonable guy me when i think about it. Thats a method of resus Ive noever heard of before.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 (edited) No cock arse to mouth action Does anyone actually get any arse to mouth action? Considering there's at least 15 minutes worth of bleaching before you can safely stick it in one, whip it out and stick it in the other, sort of takes the mood out of kicking in the back door if it takes her fancy. Edited July 6, 2007 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No cock or arse to mouth action and she's on roll patrol. I try to keep all the action to her side of the bed as well so I don't have to sleep in any wet patches. Pretty reasonable guy me when i think about it. Thats a method of resus Ive noever heard of before.... Knew someone would twist that. Basically I won't kiss her after she's been cleaning the meat, and she won't clean the meat if it's been used for uphill gardening, we clear now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I got that point fuckwit ....I was just commenting on how you "knew" ... because I've spunked in a girls hair and she's bitched on like I've grated her fanny then kicked it .oh and sammy I wouldn't know as I shave my head now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I got that point fuckwit ....I was just commenting on how you "knew" ... because I've spunked in a girls hair and she's bitched on like I've grated her fanny then kicked it .oh and sammy I wouldn't know as I shave my pubes now to make my little cock look bigger FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No cock or arse to mouth action and she's on roll patrol. I try to keep all the action to her side of the bed as well so I don't have to sleep in any wet patches. Pretty reasonable guy me when i think about it. Thats a method of resus Ive noever heard of before.... Knew someone would twist that. Basically I won't kiss her after she's been cleaning the meat, and she won't clean the meat if it's been used for uphill gardening, we clear now? Ah right, and here's me thinking you were basically farting in her gob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 (edited) I got that point fuckwit ....I was just commenting on how you "knew" ... because I've spunked in a girls hair and she's bitched on like I've grated her fanny then kicked it .oh and sammy I wouldn't know as I shave my head now Suppose it's easier to just wipe off now then fish Edited July 6, 2007 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No cock or arse to mouth action and she's on roll patrol. I try to keep all the action to her side of the bed as well so I don't have to sleep in any wet patches. Pretty reasonable guy me when i think about it. Thats a method of resus Ive noever heard of before.... Knew someone would twist that. Basically I won't kiss her after she's been cleaning the meat, and she won't clean the meat if it's been used for uphill gardening, we clear now? Ah right, and here's me thinking you were basically farting in her gob Not into that sort of thing, although I once pissed on her when she was in bath for being cheeky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No cock or arse to mouth action and she's on roll patrol. I try to keep all the action to her side of the bed as well so I don't have to sleep in any wet patches. Pretty reasonable guy me when i think about it. Thats a method of resus Ive noever heard of before.... Knew someone would twist that. Basically I won't kiss her after she's been cleaning the meat, and she won't clean the meat if it's been used for uphill gardening, we clear now? Ah right, and here's me thinking you were basically farting in her gob Not into that sort of thing, although I once pissed on her when she was in bath for being cheeky I didn't think you'd be able to see over the edge of the bath, let alone piss over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 New shampoo eh, ingredients Aqua, gum, parfum, dextrachlorinewackypiss...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No cock or arse to mouth action and she's on roll patrol. I try to keep all the action to her side of the bed as well so I don't have to sleep in any wet patches. Pretty reasonable guy me when i think about it. Thats a method of resus Ive noever heard of before.... Knew someone would twist that. Basically I won't kiss her after she's been cleaning the meat, and she won't clean the meat if it's been used for uphill gardening, we clear now? Ah right, and here's me thinking you were basically farting in her gob Not into that sort of thing, although I once pissed on her when she was in bath for being cheeky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No cock or arse to mouth action and she's on roll patrol. I try to keep all the action to her side of the bed as well so I don't have to sleep in any wet patches. Pretty reasonable guy me when i think about it. Thats a method of resus Ive noever heard of before.... Knew someone would twist that. Basically I won't kiss her after she's been cleaning the meat, and she won't clean the meat if it's been used for uphill gardening, we clear now? Ah right, and here's me thinking you were basically farting in her gob Not into that sort of thing, although I once pissed on her when she was in bath for being cheeky She asked for it tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No cock or arse to mouth action and she's on roll patrol. I try to keep all the action to her side of the bed as well so I don't have to sleep in any wet patches. Pretty reasonable guy me when i think about it. Thats a method of resus Ive noever heard of before.... Knew someone would twist that. Basically I won't kiss her after she's been cleaning the meat, and she won't clean the meat if it's been used for uphill gardening, we clear now? Ah right, and here's me thinking you were basically farting in her gob Not into that sort of thing, although I once pissed on her when she was in bath for being cheeky I didn't think you'd be able to see over the edge of the bath, let alone piss over it. no man he was sitting on the back of the rubber ducky man couldn't find a picture of Penguin from Batman Returns... but you get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Sure she said "piss on me" and not "pass the towel please"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No cock or arse to mouth action and she's on roll patrol. I try to keep all the action to her side of the bed as well so I don't have to sleep in any wet patches. Pretty reasonable guy me when i think about it. Thats a method of resus Ive noever heard of before.... Knew someone would twist that. Basically I won't kiss her after she's been cleaning the meat, and she won't clean the meat if it's been used for uphill gardening, we clear now? Ah right, and here's me thinking you were basically farting in her gob Not into that sort of thing, although I once pissed on her when she was in bath for being cheeky I didn't think you'd be able to see over the edge of the bath, let alone piss over it. no man he was sitting on the back of the rubber ducky man couldn't find a picture of Penguin from Batman Returns... but you get the idea. Bet you've never been in the bath with a lass, a public baths maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Bet you've never been in the bath with a lass, a public baths maybe I likes the showers me I works meself up a lather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Bet you've never been in the bath with a lass, a public baths maybe I likes the showers me I works meself up a lather Communal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Wear a rubber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Never wank within view of your own reflection although I sense this maybe a prerequisite for achieving an erection for some folk on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3176 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Wont let her take me with a strap on but thats pretty much it. Variety is the spice of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Wont let her take me with a strap on again but thats pretty much it. Variety is the spice of life. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkyMark 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 For me its no sex in public......... ............. Unless there's people watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 (edited) Mark mate, that has to be one of the worst fucking sigs I've ever seen. Edited July 6, 2007 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Anything goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Mark mate, that has to be one of the worst fucking sigs I've ever seen. It's what happens when you post from a helicopter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now