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I've been here petal. Maybe not posting as much but just trying to get my life in order (and not necessarily succeeding) and plodding on...

 

Funny how Craig and Radgina were posting about the divorce thing yesterday. I had the very first conversation with my ex-husband yesterday about getting a divorce. It's only been 2 1/2 years like (!) We had some property stuff to sort first which is now finally dealt with. Now doing some house-hunting of my own :razz:

 

Other than that - I'm off to be haircutted and blonded this afternoon and going to Manc tomorrow (where is manc-mag btw?!) for a bit of a reunion with some very old mates who I have sorely neglected over the past few years. I'm going to try and rebuild my bridges! Then it's off to Holy Catholic Lourdes in a couple of weeks time to do my usual annual good deeds.

 

So, aye - I'm doing okay thanks :razz:

 

My very own thread an'all - I thought it was going to be for medical advice! My mother will be so proud :razz:

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Sorry if that seemed harsh, only joking. :razz:

 

Far too quick to apologise!!

 

Laz! Stop watching porn and get out and meet some real women! :razz::razz:

 

I do, and i get me leg over now and again.

 

Think i have commitment and abandonment issues tbh.

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Sorry if that seemed harsh, only joking. :(

 

Far too quick to apologise!!

 

Laz! Stop watching porn and get out and meet some real women! :razz::razz:

 

I do, and i get me leg over now and again.

 

Think i have commitment and abandonment issues tbh.

 

Who needs a woman when you've got a fleshlight eh? :razz:

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Sorry if that seemed harsh, only joking. :razz:

 

Far too quick to apologise!!

 

Laz! Stop watching porn and get out and meet some real women! :razz::razz:

 

Stick with porn mate, far simpler than all this relationship bollocks where you'll end up getting screwed over at some point!

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Sorry if that seemed harsh, only joking. :D

 

Far too quick to apologise!!

 

Laz! Stop watching porn and get out and meet some real women! :lol::D

 

I do, and i get me leg over now and again.

 

Think i have commitment and abandonment issues tbh.

 

Who needs a woman when you've got a fleshlight eh? :lol:

And remember when it all goes sour with a fleshlight, it'll only cost you a new set of batteries.

Never been divorced but then again never been married.

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Sorry if that seemed harsh, only joking. :love:

 

Far too quick to apologise!!

 

Laz! Stop watching porn and get out and meet some real women! :lol::D

 

I do, and i get me leg over now and again.

 

Think i have commitment and abandonment issues tbh.

 

Who needs a woman when you've got a fleshlight eh? :D

And remember when it all goes sour with a fleshlight, it'll only cost you a new set of batteries.

Never been divorced but then again never been married.

 

OK, wtf is a fleshlight then? :lol:

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Oi! Keep all this pervy fleshlight talk out of my thread :lol:

 

Just given the cats their worming tablets. Well- tried. Mildred and I are currently engaged in a stand-off whilst a half-chewed soggy pill is sat on the side of my laptop..... :lol:

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marriage is alright for tax reasons, but other than that it's yet another excuse for the woman to become the centre of the fucking universe.

 

valentines, anniversaries....sometimes even fucking half anniversaries, or they'll make up a fucking anniversary like, "We first made love a year ago next friday, so lets go out and celebrate"... fuck that, if we're to commemorate that special night we should both get drunk with friends, I should dance like a prick, you should smell vaguely of red wine and vomit, we should grope on like pubescent idiots and then we should share an overpriced cab back to yours, fuck on the floor and I should leave before you wake up with a note saying that I've got a lot of work to do and we'll catch up soon and that I didn't want to wake you up.

 

all this just so you spend more energy/cash on them

 

snakes with tits and that's the damned truth. :lol:

 

 

 

 

p.s. Admin could we please get that :coffee: gif back please? twas mine favourite

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marriage is alright for tax reasons, but other than that it's yet another excuse for the woman to become the centre of the fucking universe.

 

valentines, anniversaries....sometimes even fucking half anniversaries, or they'll make up a fucking anniversary like, "We first made love a year ago next friday, so lets go out and celebrate"... fuck that, if we're to commemorate that special night we should both get drunk with friends, I should dance like a prick, you should smell vaguely of red wine and vomit, we should grope on like pubescent idiots and then we should share an overpriced cab back to yours, fuck on the floor and I should leave before you wake up with a note saying that I've got a lot of work to do and we'll catch up soon and that I didn't want to wake you up.

 

all this just so you spend more energy/cash on them

 

snakes with tits and that's the damned truth. :lol:

 

 

 

 

p.s. Admin could we please get that :coffee: gif back please? twas mine favourite

 

Dear me Fish, that's pretty bitter as well as being rubbish, including, ironically, the only advantage you listed.

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marriage is alright for tax reasons, but other than that it's yet another excuse for the woman to become the centre of the fucking universe.

 

valentines, anniversaries....sometimes even fucking half anniversaries, or they'll make up a fucking anniversary like, "We first made love a year ago next friday, so lets go out and celebrate"... fuck that, if we're to commemorate that special night we should both get drunk with friends, I should dance like a prick, you should smell vaguely of red wine and vomit, we should grope on like pubescent idiots and then we should share an overpriced cab back to yours, fuck on the floor and I should leave before you wake up with a note saying that I've got a lot of work to do and we'll catch up soon and that I didn't want to wake you up.

 

all this just so you spend more energy/cash on them

 

snakes with tits and that's the damned truth. :lol:

 

 

 

 

p.s. Admin could we please get that :coffee: gif back please? twas mine favourite

 

Dear me Fish, that's pretty bitter as well as being rubbish, including, ironically, the only advantage you listed.

 

wow... you really take everything I say seriously? :lol:

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marriage is alright for tax reasons, but other than that it's yet another excuse for the woman to become the centre of the fucking universe.

 

valentines, anniversaries....sometimes even fucking half anniversaries, or they'll make up a fucking anniversary like, "We first made love a year ago next friday, so lets go out and celebrate"... fuck that, if we're to commemorate that special night we should both get drunk with friends, I should dance like a prick, you should smell vaguely of red wine and vomit, we should grope on like pubescent idiots and then we should share an overpriced cab back to yours, fuck on the floor and I should leave before you wake up with a note saying that I've got a lot of work to do and we'll catch up soon and that I didn't want to wake you up.

 

all this just so you spend more energy/cash on them

 

snakes with tits and that's the damned truth. :lol:

 

 

 

 

p.s. Admin could we please get that :coffee: gif back please? twas mine favourite

 

Dear me Fish, that's pretty bitter as well as being rubbish, including, ironically, the only advantage you listed.

 

wow... you really take everything I say seriously? :lol:

 

That's not your stance then? It's a joke you've been repeating for years?

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marriage is alright for tax reasons, but other than that it's yet another excuse for the woman to become the centre of the fucking universe.

 

valentines, anniversaries....sometimes even fucking half anniversaries, or they'll make up a fucking anniversary like, "We first made love a year ago next friday, so lets go out and celebrate"... fuck that, if we're to commemorate that special night we should both get drunk with friends, I should dance like a prick, you should smell vaguely of red wine and vomit, we should grope on like pubescent idiots and then we should share an overpriced cab back to yours, fuck on the floor and I should leave before you wake up with a note saying that I've got a lot of work to do and we'll catch up soon and that I didn't want to wake you up.

 

all this just so you spend more energy/cash on them

 

snakes with tits and that's the damned truth. :lol:

 

 

 

 

p.s. Admin could we please get that :coffee: gif back please? twas mine favourite

 

Dear me Fish, that's pretty bitter as well as being rubbish, including, ironically, the only advantage you listed.

 

wow... you really take everything I say seriously? :lol:

 

That's not your stance then? It's a joke you've been repeating for years?

Renton and The Fish baiting each other.

 

The board's back to normal already. :D

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marriage is alright for tax reasons, but other than that it's yet another excuse for the woman to become the centre of the fucking universe.

 

valentines, anniversaries....sometimes even fucking half anniversaries, or they'll make up a fucking anniversary like, "We first made love a year ago next friday, so lets go out and celebrate"... fuck that, if we're to commemorate that special night we should both get drunk with friends, I should dance like a prick, you should smell vaguely of red wine and vomit, we should grope on like pubescent idiots and then we should share an overpriced cab back to yours, fuck on the floor and I should leave before you wake up with a note saying that I've got a lot of work to do and we'll catch up soon and that I didn't want to wake you up.

 

all this just so you spend more energy/cash on them

 

snakes with tits and that's the damned truth. :lol:

 

 

 

 

p.s. Admin could we please get that :coffee: gif back please? twas mine favourite

 

Dear me Fish, that's pretty bitter as well as being rubbish, including, ironically, the only advantage you listed.

 

wow... you really take everything I say seriously? :lol:

 

That's not your stance then? It's a joke you've been repeating for years?

I think you're being deliberately objectionable, it's obvious I'm not always the biggest fan of women, but the majority of that which I write on here is an exaggerration of that opinion. Jesus Renton if I honestly felt that way I would never sustain a friendship with a girl, let alone go out wth one.

 

you need to stop taking me so seriously man. It's plain I talk a lot of shite for no reason other than to say it. :D

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