Geordie Boot Girl 0 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Thank fuck it's Friday! God I hate my job. dito What de yer dee liyke? i am a secretary at St Nicholas Hospital - and i was ment to be off work today as i am at a wedding tonight and ladies day tomorrow - but i have been called in to type up a urgent report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Just remember: Tools > Spelling and Grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 can't wait for the day to end... its dragging already!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Thank fuck it's Friday! God I hate my job. dito What de yer dee liyke? i am a secretary at St Nicholas Hospital - and i was ment to be off work today as i am at a wedding tonight and ladies day tomorrow - but i have been called in to type up a urgent report Just put me at my ease and tell me you don't type up medical notes or reports with that same charming 'devil may care' prose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Though I would like to see the use of smileys on medical notes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boot Girl 0 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Just remember:Tools > Spelling and Grammar thats what F7 is for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Just remember:Tools > Spelling and Grammar thats what F7 is for I need it too to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17628 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Though I would like to see the use of smileys on medical notes Like ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Though I would like to see the use of smileys on medical notes Like ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13984 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 If it's St. Nick's, something tasteful like would probably be more like it... In unrelated news, work have just given me stuff to do. For the whole day. What's going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Though I would like to see the use of smileys on medical notes Like ? two fine examples Also * Patient found drinking own urine * Patient developed growth on his penis after over stimulation * Patient found deceased in room * Im writing these patient notes when I should be on holiday * Ey am tha pathent and haf killeed tha nurth * Patient insists he is fine and shouldnt be in here * Patient keeps fighting with room mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17628 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Though I would like to see the use of smileys on medical notes Like ? two fine examples Also * Patient found drinking own urine * Patient developed growth on his penis after over stimulation * Patient found deceased in room * Im writing these patient notes when I should be on holiday * Ey am tha pathent and haf killeed tha nurth * Patient insists he is fine and shouldnt be in here * Patient keeps fighting with room mate These are all about you, aren't they. Except the suicide one, obviously. It was good in the olden days when the doctor could write what the fuck he wanted about a patient (nearly always derogatary) because the patient had no right to see the notes. All that's changed now of course - it's PC gone mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 All about me? I do fight like that like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13984 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 * Ey am tha pathent and haf killeed tha nurth Cath writes like that at the best of times, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 * Ey am tha pathent and haf killeed tha nurth Cath writes like that at the best of times, mind. Aye, but it's: "Ey am tha nurth and haf killeed tha pathent". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 * Ey am tha pathent and haf killeed tha nurth Cath writes like that at the best of times, mind. Aye, but it's: "Ey am tha nurth and haf killeed tha pathent". Shipman taught me well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17628 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 It's Friday, I'm hungover, and all you selfish twats are on holiday or are too busy to entertain me. Pah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Ugh, this week needs to be over. Far too much work has been done. Still for once Friday afternoon isn't looking too hideous, got my 2 cans of red bull in to get me through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34185 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 It's Friday, I'm hungover, and all you selfish twats are on holiday or are too busy to entertain me. Pah. Shouldn't drink on a schoolnight! Tut tut! I'm absolutely shattered and I STILL have the headache I woke up with despite having just taken my 7th and 8th paracetamols of the day. Going straight to bed when I get in I reckon, for a couple of hours of shuteye! Bliss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 It's Friday, I'm hungover, and all you selfish twats are on holiday or are too busy to entertain me. Pah. Shouldn't drink on a schoolnight! Tut tut! I'm absolutely shattered and I STILL have the headache I woke up with despite having just taken my 7th and 8th paracetamols of the day. Going straight to bed when I get in I reckon, for a couple of hours of shuteye! Bliss. Aye, get your rest in for the footy tomorrow tbf. Fuck the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17628 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 It's Friday, I'm hungover, and all you selfish twats are on holiday or are too busy to entertain me. Pah. Shouldn't drink on a schoolnight! Tut tut! I'm absolutely shattered and I STILL have the headache I woke up with despite having just taken my 7th and 8th paracetamols of the day. Going straight to bed when I get in I reckon, for a couple of hours of shuteye! Bliss. Aye, get your rest in for the footy tomorrow tbf. Fuck the car. I was looking forward to breaking the BT Man's legs. Fact is, he's bottled it, big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Early afternoon for me, about 3.00. All the management team are on a corporate golf day and just informed us we can go early. Result! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34185 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 It's Friday, I'm hungover, and all you selfish twats are on holiday or are too busy to entertain me. Pah. Shouldn't drink on a schoolnight! Tut tut! I'm absolutely shattered and I STILL have the headache I woke up with despite having just taken my 7th and 8th paracetamols of the day. Going straight to bed when I get in I reckon, for a couple of hours of shuteye! Bliss. Aye, get your rest in for the footy tomorrow tbf. Fuck the car. I was looking forward to breaking the BT Man's legs. Fact is, he's bottled it, big time. The only way you'd have a chance to break my legs is if I lay on the floor and let you roll on them, Augustus Gloop! Need to get the car fixed so that I don't have to start using public transport (peh!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 It's 'funny' how Gemmill knew he wouldn't be able to make it before he knew what time it was booked for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34185 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I know I have my car booked in on Saturday, but I don't know what time it'll be ready for me to pick up. Rather than give it the "I might but then again I might not" line which would have got on everyone's tits if you were trying to sort out teams, I took the safe option and said I wouldn't be able to make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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