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I heard the wily old bint hadn't had any cock since she raped an abo on Ayres Rock back in 69'.

 

So when she saw the rock hard Camel's love pipe she thought she'd have a sly ride.

 

Who was to predict the Camel would take the hump and give her the last ride of her life!

 

The person that bought her the fucking thing must be feeling like shite!

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I heard the wily old bint hadn't had any cock since she raped an abo on Ayres Rock back in 69'.

 

So when she saw the rock hard Camel's love pipe she thought she'd have a sly ride.

 

Who was to predict the Camel would take the hump and give her the last ride of her life!

 

The person that bought her the fucking thing must be feeling like shite!

:icon_lol:

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I heard the wily old bint hadn't had any cock since she raped an abo on Ayres Rock back in 69'.

 

So when she saw the rock hard Camel's love pipe she thought she'd have a sly ride.

 

Who was to predict the Camel would take the hump and give her the last ride of her life!

 

The person that bought her the fucking thing must be feeling like shite!

:icon_lol:

 

 

the last lines right though, you cant argue with that

 

you just need the anti Smooth filter on tbh :rolleyes:

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I heard the wily old bint hadn't had any cock since she raped an abo on Ayres Rock back in 69'.

 

So when she saw the rock hard Camel's love pipe she thought she'd have a sly ride.

 

Who was to predict the Camel would take the hump and give her the last ride of her life!

 

The person that bought her the fucking thing must be feeling like shite!

:icon_lol:

 

 

the last lines right though, you cant argue with that

 

you just need the anti Smooth filter on tbh :rolleyes:

 

true...

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I heard the wily old bint hadn't had any cock since she raped an abo on Ayres Rock back in 69'.

 

So when she saw the rock hard Camel's love pipe she thought she'd have a sly ride.

 

Who was to predict the Camel would take the hump and give her the last ride of her life!

 

The person that bought her the fucking thing must be feeling like shite!

:rolleyes:

 

Wtf have you got to be pissed off about here like? :icon_lol:

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I heard the wily old bint hadn't had any cock since she raped an abo on Ayres Rock back in 69'.

 

So when she saw the rock hard Camel's love pipe she thought she'd have a sly ride.

 

Who was to predict the Camel would take the hump and give her the last ride of her life!

 

The person that bought her the fucking thing must be feeling like shite!

:rolleyes:

 

Wtf have you got to be pissed off about here like? :icon_lol:

off the cuff I'd say the first 2 lines of your post...that's someones ma you know ...

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I heard the wily old bint hadn't had any cock since she raped an abo on Ayres Rock back in 69'.

 

So when she saw the rock hard Camel's love pipe she thought she'd have a sly ride.

 

Who was to predict the Camel would take the hump and give her the last ride of her life!

 

The person that bought her the fucking thing must be feeling like shite!

:D

 

Wtf have you got to be pissed off about here like? :rolleyes:

off the cuff I'd say the first 2 lines of your post...that's someones ma you know ...

It's someones camel too :icon_lol:

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I heard the wily old bint hadn't had any cock since she raped an abo on Ayres Rock back in 69'.

 

So when she saw the rock hard Camel's love pipe she thought she'd have a sly ride.

 

Who was to predict the Camel would take the hump and give her the last ride of her life!

 

The person that bought her the fucking thing must be feeling like shite!

:rolleyes:

 

Wtf have you got to be pissed off about here like? :icon_lol:

off the cuff I'd say the first 2 lines of your post...that's someones ma you know ...

 

Oh do shut up. Someone's ma on the other side of the world who probably spent more time wanking her camels off than spending time with her kids!

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