newcastlebroon 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 (edited) I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. she did have massive norks though, didn't make up for the calamity downstairs. Edited August 31, 2007 by newcastlebroon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. she did have massive norks though, didn't make up for the calamity downstairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please It spat at him and called him names Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw. Dear me, you lot are delightful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw. Dear me, you lot are delightful it's just "dirty men talk" Cath...close your eyes !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw. Dear me, you lot are delightful it's just "dirty men talk" Cath...close your eyes !! Boys need to realise that they weren't blessed with the prettiest or most hygenic of appendages either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Say there was a work party coming up but you didn't think anyone knew was going so just you and a lass arranged to go together, would that be classed as a date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Say there was a work party coming up but you didn't think anyone knew was going so just you and a lass arranged to go together, would that be classed as a date? yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw. Dear me, you lot are delightful it's just "dirty men talk" Cath...close your eyes !! Boys need to realise that they weren't blessed with the prettiest or most hygenic of appendages either! quoted for truth my dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Say there was a work party coming up but you didn't think anyone knew was going so just you and a lass arranged to go together, would that be classed as a date? yup Now the twist, she has a fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please It looked what I'd imagine a gremlin's fanny would look like. And it was like a bucket, wouldn't suprise me if she'd had kids tbh (she was only 20btw). And it smelt like off coleslaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Say there was a work party coming up but you didn't think anyone knew was going so just you and a lass arranged to go together, would that be classed as a date? yup Now the twist, she has a fella mmm...difficult one this...I would then assume it was just a "mate thing" then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please It looked what I'd imagine a gremlin's fanny would look like. And it was like a bucket, wouldn't suprise me if she'd had kids tbh (she was only 20btw). And it smelt like off coleslaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Say there was a work party coming up but you didn't think anyone knew was going so just you and a lass arranged to go together, would that be classed as a date? yup Now the twist, she has a fella mmm...difficult one this...I would then assume it was just a "mate thing" then Same here its just a strange situation. Not sure how I feel if my lass (if i had one) was going for a night out with another fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Say there was a work party coming up but you didn't think anyone knew was going so just you and a lass arranged to go together, would that be classed as a date? yup Now the twist, she has a fella mmm...difficult one this...I would then assume it was just a "mate thing" then Same here its just a strange situation. Not sure how I feel if my lass (if i had one) was going for a night out with another fella. there has been a few debates on here iirc about lasses having "man friends" ...don't think there's any harm in it myself and you are work colleagues going to a work do ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Say there was a work party coming up but you didn't think anyone knew was going so just you and a lass arranged to go together, would that be classed as a date? yup Now the twist, she has a fella mmm...difficult one this...I would then assume it was just a "mate thing" then Same here its just a strange situation. Not sure how I feel if my lass (if i had one) was going for a night out with another fella. there has been a few debates on here iirc about lasses having "man friends" ...don't think there's any harm in it myself and you are work colleagues going to a work do ?? Im sure thats the excuse she will use Nah I wouldn't do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out. that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please It looked what I'd imagine a gremlin's fanny would look like. And it was like a bucket, wouldn't suprise me if she'd had kids tbh (she was only 20btw). And it smelt like off coleslaw. Still gave it a go though, needless to say I didn't go back. Dirty scouse minge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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