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My sister was just out taking her puppy for a walk (forrest kind of area)

 

and there was six lads drinking decided it was a good idea to fucking threaten

 

''were going to kill your puppy / knack you and all that''

 

Complete fucking pricks!

 

Went over with the lads to watch the bastards squirm like,

 

They arent so hard when theyre talking to a bloke like,

 

I mean shes 16 and on her own, they looked about 17 and pissed.

 

Little pricks should be locked up i mean what do they get out of it?

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What English class did you go to that taught you to write like this? :icon_lol:

Thought it was a joke at first the way it looked copy/pasted... :rolleyes:

 

The more I kept reading, clearer it became there was no punchline.

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We made them look daft enough like,

 

Daft enough not to do it again.

 

And i think when a 3 lads are about to cry it goes to show you dont need to hit them

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We made them look daft enough like,

 

Daft enough not to do it again.

 

And i think when a 3 lads are about to cry it goes to show you dont need to hit them

 

 

lol you made a bunch of 17 year old lads close to tears? what the hell did you do to them, tell them the story of how you didnt get yhe gorgoeus yazmin's phone number on holiday?

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We made them look daft enough like,

 

Daft enough not to do it again.

 

And i think when a 3 lads are about to cry it goes to show you dont need to hit them

 

 

lol you made a bunch of 17 year old lads close to tears? what the hell did you do to them, tell them the story of how you didnt get yhe gorgoeus yazmin's phone number on holiday?

 

It was Magma who was on holiday with Yazmin?

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We made them look daft enough like,

 

Daft enough not to do it again.

 

And i think when a 3 lads are about to cry it goes to show you dont need to hit them

 

 

lol you made a bunch of 17 year old lads close to tears? what the hell did you do to them, tell them the story of how you didnt get the gorgoeus yazmin's phone number on holiday?

 

It was Magma who was on holiday with Yazmin?

 

 

oh yeah lol

 

kinda ruined the thread now havent I? sorry mate

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We made them look daft enough like,

 

Daft enough not to do it again.

 

And i think when a 3 lads are about to cry it goes to show you dont need to hit them

 

 

lol you made a bunch of 17 year old lads close to tears? what the hell did you do to them, tell them the story of how you didnt get the gorgoeus yazmin's phone number on holiday?

 

It was Magma who was on holiday with Yazmin?

 

 

oh yeah lol

 

kinda ruined the thread now havent I? sorry mate

 

:icon_lol:

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We made them look daft enough like,

 

Daft enough not to do it again.

 

And i think when a 3 lads are about to cry it goes to show you dont need to hit them

 

 

lol you made a bunch of 17 year old lads close to tears? what the hell did you do to them, tell them the story of how you didnt get the gorgoeus yazmin's phone number on holiday?

 

It was Magma who was on holiday with Yazmin?

 

 

oh yeah lol

 

kinda ruined the thread now havent I? sorry mate

 

:icon_lol:

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My sister was just out taking her puppy for a walk (forrest kind of area)

 

and there was six lads drinking decided it was a good idea to fucking threaten

 

''were going to kill your puppy / knack you and all that''

 

Complete fucking pricks!

 

Went over with the lads to watch the bastards squirm like,

 

They arent so hard when theyre talking to a bloke like,

 

I mean shes 16 and on her own, they looked about 17 and pissed.

 

Little pricks should be locked up i mean what do they get out of it?

 

 

Bet they were Scousers... apparently they're all scum

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Perfect chance to test out a few wrestling moves and you had to talk to them, whats wrong with the good old suplex and peoples elbow before lifting them above your head like the ultimate warrior and throwing them to the floor.

 

tsssk, talking, the worlds going mad.

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