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How did you know it was Neil anyway Chez, it's unclear? Did you catch the little scruff yellow handed?

 

This is actually the best bit. Bluf and Janitor of NO got lost on the way out and ended up outside an office where a boss was working. He kicked them out and because they were so drunk and clueless, it raised his suspicions so he went to check the CCTV. Cue Papa Laz doing Singing in the Rain with his cock out soiling Network Rail literature in the downstaris corridor.

 

Andrew had to go up to the office, watch the footage and take a bollocking off the bloke. He then calls me and describes the culprit as 'the slightly greying older one in the metaller t-shirt'. :D

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How did you know it was Neil anyway Chez, it's unclear? Did you catch the little scruff yellow handed?

 

This is actually the best bit. Bluf and Janitor of NO got lost on the way out and ended up outside an office where a boss was working. He kicked them out and because they were so drunk and clueless, it raised his suspicions so he went to check the CCTV. Cue Papa Laz doing Singing in the Rain with his cock out soiling Network Rail literature in the downstaris corridor.

 

Andrew had to go up to the office, watch the footage and take a bollocking off the bloke. He then calls me and describes the culprit as 'the slightly greying older one in the metaller t-shirt'. :icon_lol:

 

Howay man, that could have been anyone! :D

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How did you know it was Neil anyway Chez, it's unclear? Did you catch the little scruff yellow handed?

 

This is actually the best bit. Bluf and Janitor of NO got lost on the way out and ended up outside an office where a boss was working. He kicked them out and because they were so drunk and clueless, it raised his suspicions so he went to check the CCTV. Cue Papa Laz doing Singing in the Rain with his cock out soiling Network Rail literature in the downstaris corridor.

 

Andrew had to go up to the office, watch the footage and take a bollocking off the bloke. He then calls me and describes the culprit as 'the slightly greying older one in the metaller t-shirt'. :icon_lol:

 

Howay man, that could have been anyone! :D

 

He missed out being a shortarse, might as well put it all in there!

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My mates often tell stories about how they were so wasted they pissed the bed and every laughs and pats them on the back. At 25 they should be fucking ashamed tbh

 

Get some better friends tbh.

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Gold for me... about time we had something in there a bit more recent than the bizarre thread. ;)

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what a bunch of anti social pissheads

 

;)

 

&

 

 

 

well, a lad I knew once went for a weekend with his girl friend, and he woke up in the middle of the night to find he'd pissed the bed

 

He rolled her over into his wet side, got into hers, and when she woke up in the morning thought that she had pissed the bed.

 

Mortiified she was.

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