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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her

two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through

the entrance.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice

children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course

they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven.

Why the hell would you think they're twins? . . . . . Do you really

think they look alike, you dickhead?"

 

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"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone

would shag you twice!"

Edited by snakehips

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old one Snakey... :lol:

 

Leave it out, he isnt that old! :lol:

 

and he's not that snakey...

 

...and his hips aren't even real, they're plastic.

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old one Snakey... :lol:

 

Well my colleagues and I had never heard it, and we're all older than you ffs!!!!!!!! :lol:

 

Anyway, shouldn't you be in the pub or summat???

nope ...saving myself for tommorrow.....( and I don't get paid till then either !!) :nufc:

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old one Snakey... :lol:

 

Well my colleagues and I had never heard it, and we're all older than you ffs!!!!!!!! :lol:

 

Anyway, shouldn't you be in the pub or summat???

nope ...saving myself for tommorrow.....( and I don't get laid till then either !!) :nufc:

 

:icon_lol: Thats how I just read that first time .....

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old one Snakey... :lol:

 

Well my colleagues and I had never heard it, and we're all older than you ffs!!!!!!!! :lol:

 

Anyway, shouldn't you be in the pub or summat???

nope ...saving myself for tommorrow.....( and I don't get laid till then either !!) :nufc:

 

:blush: Thats how I just read that first time .....

hoi...stop editing my posts mr :icon_lol::icon_lol:

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