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Blonde lass gets home early from shopping, and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

 

What's wrong?" she asks.

 

I'm having a heart attack." cries her husband.

 

The lass runs downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she dials 999, her four-year old son come up and says.." Mummy, Mummy!! Auntie Shirley is hiding in your closet and she's got no clothes on!!"

 

The blonde slams down the phone and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there's her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bitch", she screams, "My husband is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

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