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Two Mackems were in the Seaham woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."

 

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."

 

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my arse."

 

The other Mackem replied, "You have a Fiver, don't you?"

 

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a Fiver. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"

 

He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.

 

His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

 

The first one replied,

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"Have you ever tried to wipe your arse with 4 pound coins and two 50p bits? ;)

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