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Now I don't normally need any advice but all the usual tricks have failed to reap any rewards as yet.

 

There's a lass in my office, she's unbelievable. So I've put the Operator charms into overdrive and all the usually methods that have reaped great rewards in the past have so far not got anywhere. Have had conversations in the tea room, lift, in the queue for the shop and nothing. She laughs at all my jokes even puts her hand on my shoulder and twirls her hair when I'm speaking to her.

 

I'm thinking of now embarking on a charm offensive via e-mail but she's a press officer and my e-mails could well end up being leaked to all of my department if she takes it the wrong way!

 

Everytime she walks past my desk I'm cracking wood, it just can carry on like this!

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Who's the target, do i know her?

 

P.S Pavarotti's wife rang me to see if you would want any of his trousers....any good?

 

She started after you got sacked, tall, blonde, model figure, DD's!

 

Aye on Pavorotti's pants, I've been meaning to go parachuting for a while now.

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I am presuming you and your lass are no longer together then ?? ;)

 

Why would you think that?

 

Because I've been going down your house shaking off 'cock crumbs' all over your lasses fizzer

 

Get real short arse, you little legs couldn't carry you all the way to mine!

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I am presuming you and your lass are no longer together then ?? ;)

 

Why would you think that?

 

Because I've been going down your house shaking off 'cock crumbs' all over your lasses fizzer

 

Get real short arse, you little legs couldn't carry you all the way to mine!

 

I know she sends a taxi, cock on order she calls it

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I am presuming you and your lass are no longer together then ?? ;)

 

Why would you think that?

 

Because I've been going down your house shaking off 'cock crumbs' all over your lasses fizzer

 

Get real short arse, you little legs couldn't carry you all the way to mine!

 

I know she sends a taxi, cock on order she calls it

 

Aye and when you shoot your bolt in the first 10 seconds its Taxi for Wacky all over again!

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