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A woman named Shirley was from Waaaaaalsend.

 

One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to the Freeman hospital.

 

While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience.

 

She saw God and asked, "Is this it?"

 

God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."

 

Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation.

 

She even had someone dye her hair.

 

She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

 

She walked out of the Freeman lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.

 

 

She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?"

 

God replied,

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"Shirley! I didn't recognize you!" :huh:

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