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Pic & Mix is a little expensive but thats an OTT reaction!

 

Typical attempted humour from you, but again found wanting...

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Pic & Mix is a little expensive but thats an OTT reaction!

 

Typical attempted humour from you, but again found wanting...

 

 

If you want sex just ask, not really into the games...

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Pic & Mix is a little expensive but thats an OTT reaction!

 

Typical attempted humour from you, but again found wanting...

 

 

If you want sex just ask, not really into the games...

 

Thats got a james written all over it.

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Cutting your throat doesnt work like in the movies, you have to really go at it to get through all the gristle and shit in your neck and throat. He must have had a right go at himself!

 

Evidently as he's dead, you medical moron!

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Cutting your throat doesnt work like in the movies, you have to really go at it to get through all the gristle and shit in your neck and throat. He must have had a right go at himself!

 

Stabbing the throat is much more effective than that shite slicing you see on TV. Need a good strong blade.

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Saw a bloke at work once who tried to top himself by drilling through his neck with a power drill not once, not twice, but three times!!!

 

Personally id be crying after the first one.

 

Didn't he die?

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Saw a bloke at work once who tried to top himself by drilling through his neck with a power drill not once, not twice, but three times!!!

 

Personally id be crying after the first one

 

As if you'd ever grow the balls to be able to go through with that my spineless paranormal paramedic friend. :(

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Saw a bloke at work once who tried to top himself by drilling through his neck with a power drill not once, not twice, but three times!!!

 

Personally id be crying after the first one.

 

 

You administering your usual sympathetic bedside manner after the first attempt might be an explanation.

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Yeah cos he was in hospital with a power drill at the time. The jokes on here are getting piss weak atm. Its like being back at school with all the he bitches on here.

 

 

Whatever gaylord!

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