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My knashers are looking a bit discoloured to me lately, was thinking of getting them whitened. What's the best way to do it? Any recommendations for good products, I don't particularly want to pay a dentist thousands for a professional job. My teeth aren't exactly brown, I'm just a bit vein B)

 

If you were that vain, you'd have fucking learned to spell so you don't come across like a complete retard every time you post. 'vein' ffs. :razz:

 

Dragged this up as retaliation as clearly hurt by the bald jibe hehehehehehehe

 

Not really, since I didn't really understand where you were coming from on any of the multiple occasions you attempted to elicit a bite, you dumb cunt. I just clicked on your profile to see whether you'd gotten around to having a picture anywhere, since you seem somewhat reluctant to prove you're not just a fat, spotty, greasy little virgin. We all know from your N-O days that your proudest achievement with a girl was to cop a feel when you were 15 in the janitor's cupboard at school and that you got a gold star at maths. I can't actually remember if it was Vic or you with the maths thing, actually, which I think speaks volumes.

 

http://www.faceparty.com/nufclee

 

And you're photo's suggest you're clearly receeding.

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Get a sledge hammer and smash the fuckers out.

 

Actually most people you see on TV with perfect "white" teeth will have had something much closer to that done than their original teeth whitened.

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I've got nice upper nice and most of my lower gnashers have good colour and ... (for the want of a better word) layout. But my lower front tooth on the right hand side of the first pair tucks in behind it's partner.. not massively noticeable, but it annoys me especially when something gets stuck there and I spend an hour looking like a window licker trying to fish it out with my tongue.

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Wrongo, charver boy. try again. :razz:

 

Charver boy? Excuse me?

 

 

Probably seen your car or your lass.

 

What attributes make my car charverish?

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Wrongo, charver boy. try again. :razz:

 

Charver boy? Excuse me?

 

 

Probably seen your car or your lass.

 

What attributes make my car charverish?

 

the fact it can be seen in various car parks post 11pm B)

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Wrongo, charver boy. try again. :razz:

 

Charver boy? Excuse me?

 

 

Probably seen your car or your lass.

 

What attributes make my car charverish?

 

 

The driver for a start.

 

And what makes me charverish?

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Wrongo, charver boy. try again. :razz:

 

Charver boy? Excuse me?

 

 

Probably seen your car or your lass.

 

What attributes make my car charverish?

 

the fact it can be seen in various car parks post 11pm B)

I like it Thomas. :D

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Your general attitude, your old rude boy car which was better than a car much newer because it went faster, your lass and previous lasses.

 

Your brown teeth.

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Your general attitude, your old rude boy car which was better than a car much newer because it went faster, your lass and previous lasses.

 

Your brown teeth.

 

So you were able to determine from pictures of two different girls, one wearing a work uniform and the other just a head shot, that they were charvers?

 

The fact that the Fiesta Zetec S beats any corsa in any review made it a better car. The only time age comes into it would have been condition and newer features, of which that Fiesta would have matched the Corsas anyway. To even compare a corsa to What Car's car of the year is laughable. I suppose that Corsa is better than a 1990 Porsche 911 Turbo, seeing as it's much newer? Fucking clueless prick.

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Your general attitude, your old rude boy car which was better than a car much newer because it went faster, your lass and previous lasses.

 

Your brown teeth.

 

So you were able to determine from pictures of two different girls, one wearing a work uniform and the other just a head shot, that they were charvers?

 

The fact that the Fiesta Zetec S beats any corsa in any review made it a better car. The only time age comes into it would have been condition and newer features, of which that Fiesta would have matched the Corsas anyway. To even compare a corsa to What Car's car of the year is laughable. I suppose that Corsa is better than a 1990 Porsche 911 Turbo, seeing as it's much newer? Fucking clueless prick.

 

Not denying the rest then Brown tooth? :razz:

 

Both were clearly charva's and one was apprently wearing a working uniform? B)

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Your general attitude, your old rude boy car which was better than a car much newer because it went faster, your lass and previous lasses.

 

Your brown teeth.

 

So you were able to determine from pictures of two different girls, one wearing a work uniform and the other just a head shot, that they were charvers?

 

The fact that the Fiesta Zetec S beats any corsa in any review made it a better car. The only time age comes into it would have been condition and newer features, of which that Fiesta would have matched the Corsas anyway. To even compare a corsa to What Car's car of the year is laughable. I suppose that Corsa is better than a 1990 Porsche 911 Turbo, seeing as it's much newer? Fucking clueless prick.

 

Not denying the rest then Brown tooth? :razz:

 

Both were clearly charva's and one was apprently wearing a working uniform? B)

 

Obviously. Hence the photo being taken in a 3 Store with 2 other members of staff? So how were you able to determine this? My lass has an 06 reg ford ka, she was going to trade it in for an 05 reg Audi, but I'll warn her off, cos GayJon says newer cars are better! Clueless cunt!

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