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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming

around in the ocean, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The

prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that

inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn - I

wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

 

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted."

Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately

swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring

and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to

them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause

of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod

again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into

a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back and lo and

behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his

tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them each a

cocktail (the punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse

than that). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he

couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the

enemy and became a shark," came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture. He set

off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding

back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come

out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark now, not my

friend and I won't be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've

changed........."

"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."

<_<

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