sammynb 2929 Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Smooth Operator in "I portray myself as a fit bird puller on the net cos nobody likes me in the real world" shocker!! Quiet Bl©unt! Don't you mean? what ???? it would take to long to explain in your current state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 6, 2007 Author Share Posted October 6, 2007 Smooth Operator in "I portray myself as a fit bird puller on the net cos nobody likes me in the real world" shocker!! Your mother loves me, especially when I give her it up the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Smooth Operator in "I portray myself as a fit bird puller on the net cos nobody likes me in the real world" shocker!! Your mother loves me, especially when I give her it up the arse. As long as she loves you I don't see the problem. Your mother doesn't love me but lets me fuck her up the arse anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Anyone want wor lass?? She's nice. I'll pay the taxi fare 'n'all ! dunno, how many miles and have you a full service history? One careful owner. Well looked after - some might say too well looked after at times. I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a few miles on the clock. Gives a good ride, make no mistake. Will take a good yukka plant in part ex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 6, 2007 Author Share Posted October 6, 2007 Smooth Operator in "I portray myself as a fit bird puller on the net cos nobody likes me in the real world" shocker!! Your mother loves me, especially when I give her it up the arse. As long as she loves you I don't see the problem. Your mother doesn't love me but lets me fuck her up the arse anyway. She loves me cos I fuck her up the arse, but then again I get the impression she'd let any fucka in hence your creation. Alarmed that the thought of your mother getting fucked up the arse doesn't seem to repulse you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Smooth Operator in "I portray myself as a fit bird puller on the net cos nobody likes me in the real world" shocker!! Your mother loves me, especially when I give her it up the arse. As long as she loves you I don't see the problem. Your mother doesn't love me but lets me fuck her up the arse anyway. She loves me cos I fuck her up the arse, but then again I get the impression she'd let any fucka in hence your creation. Alarmed that the thought of your mother getting fucked up the arse doesn't seem to repulse you? Not really the easily offended type. What about your nana taking a big black one up the ringer, does that repulse you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 6, 2007 Author Share Posted October 6, 2007 Smooth Operator in "I portray myself as a fit bird puller on the net cos nobody likes me in the real world" shocker!! Your mother loves me, especially when I give her it up the arse. As long as she loves you I don't see the problem. Your mother doesn't love me but lets me fuck her up the arse anyway. She loves me cos I fuck her up the arse, but then again I get the impression she'd let any fucka in hence your creation. Alarmed that the thought of your mother getting fucked up the arse doesn't seem to repulse you? Not really the easily offended type. What about your nana taking a big black one up the ringer, does that repulse you? Never knew my nana tbh, but I've just showered the shit off my knob from doing yours up the wrong un' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Can I get the first "My dad is bigger than yours!" in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 6, 2007 Author Share Posted October 6, 2007 Can I get the first "My dad is bigger than yours!" in? You can and you have, but how do you know how big your fatha is, were you abused as a child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Can I get the first "My dad is bigger than yours!" in? You can and you have, but how do you know how big your fatha is, were you abused as a child? Is it still abuse if you didn't mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 6, 2007 Author Share Posted October 6, 2007 Can I get the first "My dad is bigger than yours!" in? You can and you have, but how do you know how big your fatha is, were you abused as a child? Is it still abuse if you didn't mind? Bumming at bathtime was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 (edited) It was one or the other and I really hated baths! Edited October 6, 2007 by Gejon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 6, 2007 Author Share Posted October 6, 2007 It was one or the other and I really hated baths! I feel for you but not half as much as your fatha did by the sounds of it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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