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THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

 

 

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed

 

to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

 

 

 

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told

 

us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the

 

big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays

 

up, that would be super.'

 

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather

 

Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me

 

over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the

 

main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

 

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a

 

Princess and I take orders from no one.'

 

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

 

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'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

 

Tray-up, Bitch.'

 

[Tom 13830]