smoggeordie 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Did you know that all tennis players nowadays are witches? Andy Roddick, he's a witch Roger Federer, he's a witch Andy Murray, he's a witch Goran, even he's a witch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ba'dum tishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Canny bad like but the worst joke that's ever made me laugh is this: Why do mackems never get circumsized? Cos they're all cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Got a smile out of me. Definitely in the "so bad it's good" category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Roger Moore says to Sean Connery at the 25th Annual 007 Reunion "I hear that the woman who played Pussy Galore in Goldfinger has split her fanny open!" Connery replies "Honor Blackman?" To which Moore replies "no, on a dildo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 My mate was sacked from his job on the Waltzers He's going to an employment tribunal for funfair dismissal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 My mate was sacked from his job on the Waltzers He's going to an employment tribunal for funfair dismissal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 great joke lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Roger Moore says to Sean Connery at the 25th Annual 007 Reunion "I hear that the woman who played Pussy Galore in Goldfinger has split her fanny open!" Connery replies "Honor Blackman?" To which Moore replies "no, on a dildo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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