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One of the houses over the road from me have put their Christmas tree up today. THE 12TH OF FUCKING NOVEMBER FOR FUCKS SAKE!

 

I'm sure there's an ancient law stating that it's okay to fire bomb homes that do that. Morons.

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One of the houses over the road from me have put their Christmas tree up today. THE 12TH OF FUCKING NOVEMBER FOR FUCKS SAKE!

 

I'm sure there's an ancient law stating that it's okay to fire bomb homes that do that. Morons.

 

Yup I was just about to say burn em down. :icon_lol:

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I hope people haven't forgotten that 'they' played football in no mans land at Christmas during WW1.

 

 

:icon_lol:

 

Christmas was in November in WW1? :rolleyes:

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I hope people haven't forgotten that 'they' played football in no mans land at Christmas during WW1.

 

 

:icon_lol:

 

Paul McCartney scored for the allies iirc.

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Santa would roll over in his grave if he saw how early people put up their Christmas decorations.

It's not as if he (Santa) was cruicified for longer shopping hours now is it?

 

It's bad enough having to look at traditional Northern Hemisphere Christmas decorations in the middle of summer in this fucking country but to have to suffer them in November, well christ on a bike, it's no wonder god's dead.

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For is it not written in the BIBLE, "Thou shalt put up a couple of bits of tinsel, and not a moment before the first of Advent, thou dumb consumerist twonk"

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Santa would roll over in his grave if he saw how early people put up their Christmas decorations.

It's not as if he (Santa) was cruicified for longer shopping hours now is it?

 

It's bad enough having to look at traditional Northern Hemisphere Christmas decorations in the middle of summer in this fucking country but to have to suffer them in November, well christ on a bike, it's no wonder god's dead.

 

:icon_lol::rolleyes:

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Couple of flats on the estate round the corner had them up on Nov 1st.

 

These are the kind of people that want Allardyce out, the instant gratification society.

 

Too many prervatives in their food

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Santa would roll over in his grave if he saw how early people put up their Christmas decorations.

It's not as if he (Santa) was cruicified for longer shopping hours now is it?

 

It's bad enough having to look at traditional Northern Hemisphere Christmas decorations in the middle of summer in this fucking country but to have to suffer them in November, well christ on a bike, it's no wonder god's dead.

 

Luckily he formed Asda (well Wal Mart) before he died, or they'd be no where to go for midnight mass.

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I hope people haven't forgotten that 'they' played football in no mans land at Christmas during WW1.

 

 

:icon_lol:

 

Paul McCartney scored for the allies iirc.

 

 

Paul 'snap yer leg off' McCartney?/libel

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I hope people haven't forgotten that 'they' played football in no mans land at Christmas during WW1.

 

 

:icon_lol:

 

Paul McCartney scored for the allies iirc.

 

 

Paul 'snap her leg off' and then nail the dirty media whore to the table McCartney?/libel

FYP

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Aye, they played it the first Xmas. They never bothered after that for some reason :icon_lol:

We lost on penalties and took our ball away in a strop?

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Aye, they played it the first Xmas. They never bothered after that for some reason :icon_lol:

We lost on penalties and took our ball away in a strop?

 

nah, the pitch was a bit cut up by the year after

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Aye, they played it the first Xmas. They never bothered after that for some reason :icon_lol:

We lost on penalties and took our ball away in a strop?

 

nah, the pitch was a bit cut up by the year after

 

 

Who are ya?! Who are ya?!

 

Wahey Kirkey marra!

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Aye, they played it the first Xmas. They never bothered after that for some reason :icon_lol:

We lost on penalties and took our ball away in a strop?

 

nah, the pitch was a bit cut up by the year after

 

 

Who are ya?! Who are ya?!

 

Wahey Kirkey marra!

 

 

Oi Oi!

 

Hope you're well fella

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Aye, they played it the first Xmas. They never bothered after that for some reason :icon_lol:

We lost on penalties and took our ball away in a strop?

 

nah, the pitch was a bit cut up by the year after

 

 

Who are ya?! Who are ya?!

 

Wahey Kirkey marra!

 

 

Oi Oi!

 

Hope you're well fella

 

 

Aye canny good thanks!

 

You about for any matches in the run up for xmas mate?

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Aye, they played it the first Xmas. They never bothered after that for some reason :icon_lol:

We lost on penalties and took our ball away in a strop?

 

nah, the pitch was a bit cut up by the year after

 

 

Who are ya?! Who are ya?!

 

Wahey Kirkey marra!

 

 

Oi Oi!

 

Hope you're well fella

 

 

Aye canny good thanks!

 

You about for any matches in the run up for xmas mate?

 

Fulham away, but after that I'm not sure, made nee arrangements past that fella

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