Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I fart. What's all that about? Surely I'm not losing control of my bodily functions pre thirties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Evertime I cough....I fart a little. There's a song in there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I fart. What's all that about? Surely I'm not losing control of my bodily functions pre thirties? With your history of 'stories', it's fairly obvious your internals are confused, along with vocal chords, and don't know which orfice to be using Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 Every cough I make, every fart I break, I'll soon be following through..... to the tune of the Police's I'll be missing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Every cough I make, every fart I break, I'll soon be following through..... to the tune of the Police's I'll be missing you. I'm sure "I've got gastric 'flu" could be worked into that somewhere. Any wet farts yet btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 Every cough I make, every fart I break, I'll soon be following through..... to the tune of the Police's I'll be missing you. I'm sure "I've got gastric 'flu" could be worked into that somewhere. Any wet farts yet btw? No thank god, had 3 shit's already though today and my sphincter is just warming up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Keep off the poppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 I fart. What's all that about? Surely I'm not losing control of my bodily functions pre thirties? Wacky's obviously taken all the elasticity out of your sphincter through over use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 You have a weak sphincter. I have no medical opinion on what might have cause this complaint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Jock 0 Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 You have a weak sphincter. I have no medical opinion on what might have cause this complaint. Maybe the fact he's using his rockshots membership at a different venue has something to do with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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