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Do the standers up shout "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, I'VE FINISHED..." and wait for assistance or do they wipe themselves?

 

Cup of tea all over keyboard :lol:

 

That's my house, that.

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I suppose it's the heat and dust.

 

Its said an Englishman once remarked, after trying the local cuisine, that he now completely understood why people here use water :D

 

I once tried wiping off bird crap off the windscreen by using the wipers only, not ever trying that again :puke:

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  • 3 years later...

I have just learned that there are people sickos out there who apparently approach with their paper from the front.. adding a totally new dimension to this debate.

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4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Surely then you're wiping the shite towards you balls?

This.  It's actually really bad for a woman to do otherwise.

 

You have to start from the front but I go both ways (har har) too.

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13 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

I have just learned that there are people sickos out there who apparently approach with their paper from the front.. adding a totally new dimension to this debate.

 

Where the fuck have you been, fanny magnet? 

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Where the fuck have you been, fanny magnet?

 

:lol:

 

Lurking.  Not had much to add to the board as of late - notwithstanding the revelation above.

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