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Wiping your arse


Holden McGroin
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Anyone who stands up wants locked up imo.

 

Weirdo's!!

 

It's not called a sit down brown for nowt!!

 

We're not talking about standing up to dump...this is to wipe!!! How can you not stand up to wipe ffs??!!!

 

Dirty Arab.

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Depends on the poo tbh.

 

For a beer laden poo (backed up with hot and spicy pizza :finger:) i tend to scream in pain for half an hour and not worry about it, then i wipe normally and get a shower.

 

For a normal one - normal wiping technique back up with one those adsa wipe things for cleanliness :unsure:

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I think depends on whether you're so fat your arse completely covers the seat, and leaning forward far enough to wipe could result in either you falling over, or the pan being disloged from its anchors.

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Doesn't matter either way if you've got two broken arms :unsure:

 

Thats got me trying to image wiping your arse with 2 broken arms! How the fuck would you do that? Surely you cant get someone else in to do it for you! :finger:

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Doesn't matter either way if you've got two broken arms :unsure:

 

Thats got me trying to image wiping your arse with 2 broken arms! How the fuck would you do that? Surely you cant get someone else in to do it for you! :finger:

 

I broke an arm a couple of years ago and when whinging about the pain an old friend piped up with that comment.

I shut the fuck up very quickly then.

 

The poor mans bidet > shower or garden hose.

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