Howay 12447 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 It cost them the War. Whereas the Wehrmacht required suitable squatting stations for pissing and wiping thereby slowing their advance (and retreat), the Tommies could just " piss & go".… assuming they didn't trip over their massive floppy foreskins. Haha aye the big Schnozzle's are nee good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38559 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Wtf? They had their noses up their foreskins? Mein Gott! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 I write this as a lifelong stander. Over the last few weeks I've been experimenting with sitting. It has been a life changing experience. Not really suffered from the much feared butterfly effect previously so wasn't convinced by the arguments. What I have found is that by sitting you improve the access to your ring piece dramatically, perhaps by 100 percent. Standing closes of the angle so you end up using realms of paper. No more. Out of habit this evening, I forgot and stood up, as has happened on a few occasions during this time, where I would continue to wipe standing as normal. Tonight, I actually sat down again to wipe. This wasn't just staying where I was, this was making a choice to sit. Thank you toontastic, for without you I would never have made this change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Still find it inconceivable that people stand to wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Rob Elliot stands btw, always knew there was something dodgy about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26606 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 You start the procedure sitting, then finish by standing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17618 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 That's ewerk and luckyluke who have converted to the sitting cause. Has anyone gone the other way? No, I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 I sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I would guess the standers are the same people that drop their pants around their ankles to have a piss too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I would guess the standers are the same people that drop their pants around their ankles to have a piss too Yes! Another trait that very odd people retain from their childhood. Stood at the urinal like funny little man-boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 i'm yet to see a convincing argument made by the standers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 i'm yet to see a convincing argument made by the standers I still can't get how you access your arse while on the seat. The only way to do so it to partially stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) Lift one side up and pop your hand under. Holding toilet paper, I mean. Edited March 6, 2013 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17618 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) Standers' last stand this. Edited March 6, 2013 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6129 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 This thread is both a crack up, and a crack down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Resurrecting a 5 year old thread to build an alliance of sitters long after the debate was lost is a dirty trick. Much like wiping your arse by sticking your hand into the toilet. Tramps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Lift one side up and pop your hand under. Holding toilet paper, I mean. That absolutely destroys any argument that sitters make about the butterfly effect. I just tried to sit down wipe, you cannot lift one side without the parted cheeks coming back together. You MUST keep the cheeks parted with one hand, stand for purchase and wipe with the other. Anything else flies in the face of millions of years of evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17618 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 There's something grotesquely wrong with your arse HF, you filthy shit smearer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 He uses a hand to pull his cheeks apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 He uses a hand to pull his cheeks apart. When you sit down, do you just sit down like? Do you not pull them ample cheeks apart a little to avoid smearage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 There's something grotesquely wrong with your arse HF, you filthy shit smearer. You've resorted to ad hominem attack without arguing methodology. Another sit down wiper unable to defend their dreadful behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 When you sit down, do you just sit down like? Do you not pull them ample cheeks apart a little to avoid smearage? The seat does that for you man. It's all about using your environment to maximum effect. Like Macgyver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 The seat does that for you man. It's all about using your environment to maximum effect. Like Macgyver. Not when you're hanging off it, balanced on one leg trying to stick your hand into the bowl. I often wondered about those people you hear about who fall off the toilet and in some cases die . Clearly sit down wiping contortionism explains it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 the standers are basically one evolutionary step behind the sitters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I like to shit standing up and then sit down to wipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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