Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 …Sitting on the Dock of the Bay Watching the the shits roll in Then I watch them flush away again. Oh Otis! Letting the side down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6293 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Time to reserect an old classic. Surely we've some new members who need to offer their views Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 This thread changed my life. It really did. I've seen the light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 The op's incredulity is astonishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 How do the sitters view their efforts? Part & parcel of stretching the nipsy is having a look at the results. And, sitting, how do you avoid getting shit in your minge when you wipe, you freakish ladyboys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Should have been banned for willingly listening to Chris Moyles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4821 Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 Should have been banned for willingly listening to Chris Moyles. You're such a ray of light. On a side note. I've turned to the darkside and have been "sitting" recently. Makes less wipes. You miss the inspection ceremony though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 So it sounds like Holden and possibly ewerk have finally evolved. Well done lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Sitting is, and always will be, the gentlemanly way of wiping one's arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Should have been banned for willingly listening to Chris Moyles. You're such a ray of light. Seriously? I'll put a winking smilie next to such a post next time, even when it's obviously just a bit of banter like the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Seen this referred to but didn't realise there was a single simple thread. I'm a half and half wiper - off the seat but still sort of squatting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Seen this referred to but didn't realise there was a single simple thread. I'm a half and half wiper - off the seat but still sort of squatting. Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 the inspection comes with a small hover and glance down past the nads. Its not hard (fnaaar fnaaar) to lean slightly to one side and wipe front to back, glance down and decide if you need to repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Can a poll be added to see how many freaks there are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 the inspection comes with a small hover and glance down past the nads. Its not hard (fnaaar fnaaar) to lean slightly to one side and wipe front to back, glance down and decide if you need to repeat. I meant inspecting your turds, not the resulting artwork on the paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6293 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 the inspection comes with a small hover and glance down past the nads. Its not hard (fnaaar fnaaar) to lean slightly to one side and wipe front to back, glance down and decide if you need to repeat. I meant inspecting your turds, not the resulting artwork on the paper. Ahhh the faecal butterfly effect. Better on the paper than on your arse cheeks tbh. Anyone who's a 'stander' must surely have a bidet installed in their bathroom. If not you're a right dirty bastard. ....and bidets are wrong full stop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 This is how Ray Mears does it. http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2007/v704b_one_sheet.html And he stands proudly whilst he " does the digit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Had literally never heard of male sit down wipage (msdw) before reading this thread today. Add me to the standers list, can't believe there are more sitters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Sitting down to wipe? Never heard of it either. Sounds like heresy to me, you sit-down-bum-wipers should burn in hell for your shameful antics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I've tried sitting down and standing up, I'm willing to try anything tbh. Maybe some kind of suction pipe device would be more effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 More importantly how do you piss? Stand, sit? Foreskin forward, foreskin back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 If any bloke on here admits to sitting down to piss, I will hunt them down and mercilessly laugh and point at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I've sat down to piss, usually when Im fucking wrecked and cant be arsed to stand or even walk. When standing would likely result is piss on the floor/seat/ceiling. Actually speaking of which, sometimes it may be necessary to piss seated if you have an immovable piss-horn that only subsides after the initial squirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 No excuses. Prepare yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Sit down piss whenever I get up during the night. I refuse to waken myself any further by putting on the bathroom light and I don't want to be faced with a puddle of piss on the floor in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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