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Wiping your arse


Holden McGroin
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Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh.

Good old ghost shits man.

Actually had what I consider to be a true 'ghost shit' once - i.e. where it disappears under the u-bend and your arse is clean. Rarer than hen's teeth tbh.

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Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh.

Good old ghost shits man.

Actually had what I consider to be a true 'ghost shit' once - i.e. where it disappears under the u-bend and your arse is clean. Rarer than hen's teeth tbh.

Christ. :unsure:

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Surely if you stand up your bum cheeks close together again leaving you with a nice poo smear across your arse?

That's what wor lass says. I told her my arse wasn't as fat as hers.

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Surely if you stand up your bum cheeks close together again leaving you with a nice poo smear across your arse?

 

Like when you were a kid and you'd hoy paint on a bit of paper and fold it in half to make a "butterfly".

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Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh.

 

 

I think the phrase is "Drawing an Ace".

 

I'm a stander, and much like after blowing my nose I have to have a look too.

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Always thought it was just lasses who sat down. Now I know it is.

What's that? You did want me to do the fight for you mate? :finger:

Kiss my dirty arse.

Kiss my face.

:unsure: My previous answer was a yes btw.

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I think depends on whether you're so fat your arse completely covers the seat, and leaning forward far enough to wipe could result in either you falling over, or the pan being disloged from its anchors.

 

 

I'll claim that one :unsure:

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