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Wiping your arse


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Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh.

Good old ghost shits man.

Actually had what I consider to be a true 'ghost shit' once - i.e. where it disappears under the u-bend and your arse is clean. Rarer than hen's teeth tbh.

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Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh.

Good old ghost shits man.

Actually had what I consider to be a true 'ghost shit' once - i.e. where it disappears under the u-bend and your arse is clean. Rarer than hen's teeth tbh.

Christ. :unsure:

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Surely if you stand up your bum cheeks close together again leaving you with a nice poo smear across your arse?

That's what wor lass says. I told her my arse wasn't as fat as hers.

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Surely if you stand up your bum cheeks close together again leaving you with a nice poo smear across your arse?

 

Like when you were a kid and you'd hoy paint on a bit of paper and fold it in half to make a "butterfly".

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Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh.

 

 

I think the phrase is "Drawing an Ace".

 

I'm a stander, and much like after blowing my nose I have to have a look too.

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Always thought it was just lasses who sat down. Now I know it is.

What's that? You did want me to do the fight for you mate? :finger:

Kiss my dirty arse.

Kiss my face.

:unsure: My previous answer was a yes btw.

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